Someone has the bright idea for AGSZC to bake bread together. What happens?
The SOLDIERs + Cloud Are Baking Bread - Who's Doing What
• Zack is adding the yeast.
• Angeal is reading and re-reading the recipe to make sure everything is absolutely perfect and they don't screw it up.
• Cloud is preheating the oven.
• Zack is adding the yeast.
• Sephiroth and Genesis are arguing while they pour the ingredients in. Angeal is shouting at them because they're getting flour everywhere. Sephiroth says it's because Genesis is uncoordinated. Genesis retaliates by shoving his entire head in the bowl.
• Zack is adding the yeast.
• Cloud has foreseen the end result and is now calling every bakery in Midgar and ordering bread.
• Zack is adding the yeast.
• Sephiroth is trying to shove Genesis in the oven. Genesis is screaming but not louder than Angeal, who just noticed what Zack is doing and is trying to take the yeast away from him.
• Cloud is arguing with the bakery over the correct pronunciation of bauernbrot. He's using cuss words.
• Zack punches Angeal in the face.
• Zack is adding the yeast.
• Genesis has managed to free himself. He grabs a rolling pin and takes a swing at Sephiroth. Sephiroth ducks and it hits Angeal instead.
• Zack is adding the yeast.
• Angeal is very mad now.
• Cloud, on the phone: COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE, ARSCHLOCH.
• Angeal is trying to shove Genesis in the oven.
• Zack has ran out of yeast. He promptly shoves Genesis aside and puts the bread in the oven.
• Angeal is now choking Genesis on the ground. Sephiroth is debating over wether or not to jump in and help him. Ah...You know what? Sephiroth is a good friend. Of course he's going to help.
• Sephiroth starts beating Genesis with the rolling pin.
• Cloud is screaming into the phone in an unidentifiable language. The person on the other line is threatening to call the cops.
• The bread in the oven explodes because Zack added too much yeast.
