Beware the groove

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[useless-finlandfacts]

you know you're finnish when -6C degrees feels almost like a spring, it's so warm after a couple of weeks of -30 degrees!!

I know right!!!

[determamfidd]

The Evil Overlord’s Classical Mixtape

bc sometimes you just want a little mood music for re-reading the handbook and plotting galactic domination (or for writing a darkfic or battle-scene).

Dvořák: Symphony №9, “From The New World” - IV - Allegro Con Fuoco

Holst: The Planets, Mars

JS Bach: Toccata and Fugue in D Minor (mandatory listening for all vampires)

Grieg: Peer Gynt, Hall of the Mountain King

Saint-Saëns: La danse macabre

Mussorgsky: Night on Bald Mountain

Verdi: Requiem, Dies Irae

Schnittke: Seid nuchtern und wachet (Faust Cantata); VII. Es geschah (It came to pass) IT’S AN EVIL TANGO. ABOUT FAUST. BEING DRAGGED. INTO THE UNDERWORLD. Come on. 

Orff: Carmina Burana, O Fortuna

Tchaikovsky: Symphony 5, 1st movement

Humperdinck:  Hansel and Gretel, Witch’s Ride (Hexenritt)

Prokofiev: Romeo and Juliet, Dance of the Knights (Montagues and Capulets)

Grieg: Piano Concerto

Mahler: Symphony No. 1 “The Titan” 

Mozart: Requiem, Dies Irae

Mozart: Requiem, Confutatis

Mozart: Don Giovanni, Finale

Prokofiev: Scythian Suite, Dance Of The Pagan Monster 

Bruckner: Symphony no. 9, Movt. 2. Scherzo. 

Shostakovich: Symphony No. 5, 4th Movement (let’s be real here, you’re a villain, Shosta is probably your favourite composer.)

Rimsky-Korsakov: Scheherazade 

Berlioz: Symphonie Fantastique, March To The Scaffold 

Berlioz: Symphonie Fantastique, Dreams of a Witches’ Sabbath

Liszt: Totentanz

Shostakovich: String Quartet No. 8 in C Minor (II) 

Mussorgsky: Pictures at an Exhibition, Gnomus

Vivaldi: The Four Seasons, Summer (Presto)

Bartok: Music for Strings, Percussion & Celesta, third movement

Stravinksy: The Rite Of Spring, The Adoration of the Earth

Rachmaninoff: Prelude Op.3 No.2 in C-sharp minor 

Mahler: Symphony 5, 2nd Movement

Mahler: Symphony 9, 3rd Movement

Franz Liszt: Hungarian Rhapsody No.2 (for all you Jokers and clown-themed villains out there)

Tchaikovsky: Marche Slave 

Beethoven: “Moonlight” Sonata, Movement 3 

Rachmaninoff: Piano Concerto no.2 op.18 

Chopin: Funeral March

Prokofiev: Romeo and Juliet, Tybalt’s Death

Prokofiev: Sarcasms

Prokofiev: “Suggestion Diabolique”

Mozart: The Magic Flute, Der Hölle Rache

Wagner: Die Walkure, Ride of the Valkyries (for releasing the flying monkeys…)

Wagner: Siegfried, Fafner’s Death (BECAUSE DRAGONS)

Wagner: Götterdämmerung, Siegfried’s Funeral Music 

Wagner: Flying Dutchman Overture

Tchaikovsky: Swan Lake (Swan Theme) (to be played underneath your tragic backstory… right before you stab whoever’s telling it)

Marschner: Der Vampyr, Overture

Ravel: Gaspard de la Nuit (sad, creepy Gollumesque villains, this one’s for you)

Rachmaninoff: Isle of the Dead

Ligeti: Requiem

Prokofiev: Alexander Nevsky 

Elgar: Dream of Gerontius, Demons’ Chorus

Liefs: Organ Concerto, Introduction

Strauss: Also sprach Zarathustra (to be used during the dramatic reveal of your planet-sized superweapon…)

Mahler: Um Mitternacht

Schubert: Erlkönig

Bernstein: Kaddish, Din Torah

Edgard Varèse: Amériques, final movement

Bartók: The Miraculous Mandarin

I have also made a Youtube playlist of all these pieces! Please enjoy as you work on your villainous laugh :)

[sharpestrose]

In case you need more Joker Leto nonsense.

[yeosinn]

GOD WHY

[toxicgummy]

boi i die shit boi

[dimensionalbox]

SANS NO

[starfaits]

New dialogue: Abort a no-mercy run at Papyrus, then befriend him. (In 1.000, this is the same text as on a neutral run - “hey, those are all the attacks I used on you!”)

[pixolith]

I don’t even want to know how many times this has already been done but... immediate headcanon get.

bonus:

[pixolith]

tfw your PSU dies and you haven’t backed your passwords up anywhere.

[theofmoviestills]

The Shining | Stanley Kubrick | 1980

[theslowesthnery]

*does the will smith hands thing at bro* look how cool he is

[chilicurry]

I love them… so much… /sheds a single tear

[theslowesthnery]

papyrus, do you want anything?

[asmtsm]

I bet you weren’t expecting determination!

[tainbocuailnge]

papyrus bad jokes compilation bc I’m getting tired of seeing him portrayed as a pun hater

this is just snowdin and surroundings too god knows how many bad jokes he makes in phone calls later on

bonus:

[the-greatest-friend]

[leaf-submas]

Welcome back.

[tainbocuailnge]

incomplete list of weird shit sans has done:

put a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a quantum physics book inside a joke book inside a potentially infinite number of quantum physics and joke books

plague papyrus’ life with incidental music

create a self sustaining tornado made of trash

put a flashlight without batteries into the bulb socket of his lamp

chug an entire bottle of ketchup which is apparently a regular thing for him

teleport back and forth a short path to follow you and then act like you’re the one who’s following him

work like 5 sentry stations but is either not at any of them or asleep on the job and yet keeps getting hired at new sentry stations

sell water sausages in hot dog buns for 30 g a piece at his sentry station

stack said water sausages in hot dog buns on your head if your inventory is full

but only up to 29 sausages. 30 is just excessive.

sell concert tickets made of toilet paper for you and shyren’s concert

write “sans” on a lump of snow as a snowman

write “sans” on his face as a halloween costume

ride a tricycle down a highway that can keep up with the racecar papyrus is driving

break into the underground’s most expensive restaurant to have a private talk with an 8 year old

said private talk consisting of “I could kill you if I had to. actually nvm I’m rooting for you kid”

“you’re not dead so I did a great job at keeping you safe right?”

come across a giant door hidden deep inside the woods where he’s supposed to patrol for humans and his first thought is “man this would be great for practising knock knock jokes”

he practises his knock knock jokes on actual doors who the fuck does that that’s so cute

judge the trustworthiness of someone he’s never seen face to face based on how much they like bad jokes

the conveniently shaped lamp

when you reload your save multiple times in the hallway in pacifist route he tells you a series of code words and the code words are “I’m a stupid doodoo butt” and “I’m the legendary fartmaster”

instead of giving you the key to his room he retcons it onto your keychain

when he gives you the key he all dramatically says “It’s time you learn the truth” but when you go to his room you get stuck on a treadmill with a note that says “the truth is that you got owned, nerd…..”

whenever he says he’s going somewhere he walks off in the complete opposite direction

in pacifist end when everyone’s interrupting your fight with asgore he moves next to toriel by floating off the top of the screen and then reappearing from the bottom instead of just walking over like a regular fucking person

sometimes he runs a comb over his completely hairless head

this:

[pixolith]

don’t kill and don’t be killed.

[pixolith]

aaaa i’m freaking out! i made a painting for my former boss and she went to get it framed at a local art gallery/shop and they were REALLY impressed with it and said they hadn’t seen anything like that in a long time and they might be interested in commissioning me for paintings to sell???!!

WHAT EVEN