[butchsaint]

we are the daughters of the women you couldn’t sell to one direction

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

[chillyfeetsteak]

don't like auto-flush toilets. like excuse me I'll tell you when to swallow

[surskip]

thank you mom

[greatwesternrailway]

she’s only 23? she should be indoors using the computer

[gayasscommie-deactivated2017090]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[aletheyass]

How did you learn to analyze art?

just look at it innit

[laeffy]

“manhole cover” umm I think it’s just called underwear lol

[ruinedchildhood]

[niclasvonschedvin-blog]

[zappavolta]

oh shit MCDONALDS but with WEED AHHHHHHH

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

(Nsfw) This girl I used to mess around with was super rich, and when we hooked up I would blindfold her for kink reasons and also so I could steal fancy booze from her parents liquor cabinet. I stopped cuz I felt bad but then her mom said that people who couldn’t afford to buy teslas were fucking the planet up so I slid in her dms to see if I could start up again

STOP THATS SO FUNNY

[nayohme]

Old people love to own two identical ugly as shit dogs

[bunkerbride]

my brother’s grandma has been buying the exact same identical dog for like 60 years and naming each one boochie. I hate its immortal suffering.

[dynamohedron]

WHWHAHAHAHAVEGEDHDHWHAHAHAHA

[nayohme]

grandmas love to have complexes

[firefox-official]

Im going to a new school soon and im pretty strong so im thinking about being a bully, any beginners tips?

this is such a funny ask im not even going to touch it

[nflstreet]