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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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we're not kids anymore.
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Wholesome
Fuuucking wholesoooooooome
me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me
also me:Â
MenĆ
Of all the times to not be able to find the *slams reblog button!* meme.
DOGS SHOULDNâT EAT ONIONS!!! THEY CAN CAUSE A LOT OF PAIN OR EVEN DEATH.
Bruh, itâs an apple.
him eating apple floss
wtf peopleâŠ
the moose one makes sense only because of that moose post
when will Ted himself.. finally show up to the Talk ?
The final boss
You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment and design talks right?
I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer
Iâm eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and thereâs a horse magnet inside???
russian kinder surprise
That looks like itâs made of coal.
It tasted like coal
you ate a vase
honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems
honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister
An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: âIf I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?â âNo,â said the priest, ânot if you did not know.â âThen why,â asked the Inuit earnestly, âdid you tell me?â ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek
GOTTEM
this shit killed me wtf
rt for 10 years of good luck
Black and White painting by Bob Ross
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria canât survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought iâd raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:Â
immune system:
me:Â
immune system:
me: we also canât survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.
âwomen canât driveâ
It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.
âwomen never shut upâ
Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.
âwomen are shallowâ
Lol next
âmy wife is my ball and chain lmaoâ
Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women: Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness Increases a manâs chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a womanâs chances of getting a raise or promotion
âwomen are too emotionalâ
Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. Weâre taught to put menâs needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.
I could go on and on but I donât really think I need to.
âwomen canât driveâ (The Guardian) (CBS News) (Insurance Institute for Highway Safety)
âwomen talk to muchâ (PBS, resources included)
âwomen are shallowâ (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)
âball and chainâ (University of London)
for all you pissbabies crying about sources
You know what else fucks me up? Algae.
This is a single-celled organism.
an independent woman
I see doubt in the notes so just wanted to say that YES, this is a unicellular organism! This is a species from a genus of green algae called Caulerpa, which are a siphonous algae. The frond shapes, the ârhizomesâ it grows from, and the ârootsâ it extends into substrate are all extensions of a single multi-nucleate cell. Hereâs what a siphonous alga looks like under a microscope, with no divisions in its cytoplasm:
Itâs not the only algae like this, either! Caulerpa is a member of order Bryopsidales, which are all siphonous. Hereâs some more macroscopic single cell algae: Codium fragile, or dead manâs fingers. This one is a single long noodle of a cell with swollen growths on the outside called urtricles, packed together to create a firm âskin.â
Halimenia, a calcified algae whose shed growths are responsible for a lot of the beautiful white sand on tropical beaches:
Acetabularia or mermaidâs wine glass, the adorable mushrooms of the sea:
Algae? Is actually very cool. And you canât convince me otherwise.