Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
Stranger Things

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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cherry valley forever

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Sleep is literally the most pleasurable thing ever why do I deprive myself of it lmao
i would like to be the kindest version of myself
no disrespect to other clouds but pink ones are the best
i’m in a long distance relationship with the stars
homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
9. Scream “don’t hurt my kids!” Instead because someone is more likely to help a child than an adult
If you’re grabbed, bite, go for the eyes, head butt them, wrench their fingers back, just do as much damage as you can.
But the most chilling piece of advice I’ve been given is if you’re grabbed, scratch and claw to get as much soft tissue from the attacker under your nails. For DNA matching purposes. I understand the logic behind it, but that’s a horrible bit of advice to be given.
yall mind if I appreciate cold water? it’s so good
you spelled “room temperature” wrong
me to the demon in the corner of my room: ain’t u got shit to do
Demon to me: I could ask you the same thing
Me going to bed after following Marie Kondo’s step 1
John Mulaney needs to make another Netflix special cause I already memorized all of his work
My entire mood today