kalpal

nothin but sunshine and smiles even tho my avi begs to differ

[theartofangirling]

some memes I made to express my current frustrations with academia feel free to add your own

[unchildhood]

AZRA TABASSUM (or @5000letters)

from My Heart is Full of Open Windows;

original photos and edit

[schwierigephase]

“Meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite.”

— Unknown (via thoughtkick)

[neoliberalismkills]

the Army missed its goal of signing on 70,000 new soldiers for 2018 and they “blame it on the strong economy”.

in case you didn’t believe that the military purposely preys on and exploits the poor to fill their ranks.

[hynpos]

and persephone is back to getting dicked down by hades in the underworld

[swingsetindecember]

bold of you to assume she’s not doing the dicking 

[muffinrag]

“Hades is a bottom” is not the hot take I was expecting to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I needed

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[theholleywoodsigns]

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

[wolfwars]

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

[pizzaisdabae]

Okay my life is starting to make sense.

Still sucks but but I understand now

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[ausimilation]

K. But I’m crying

[ironinkpen]

“that’s just the way the world works” it literally doesn’t have to be but okay

[ironinkpen]

if anyone ever tells you “humans are just selfish / life is cruel / that’s just how the world is, get over it” be critical of them bc there’s a 75% chance they’re just using that as an excuse for their own shitty behavior so that they don’t have to put an effort into being better, kinder people

[ojoroto-deactivated20180906]

[hotvampireadjacent]

fuck we are under attack?

[localstarboy]

i’ve never related to a meme more in my life😭💯

[thebootydiaries]

“be the bigger person” no?? im 5"1 and bitter u be the bigger person???

[sergalslushy]

Or better idea: Act your age and be mature rather than a whiny little twat just because you’re mad about something. The world doesn’t cater to a single person.

[thebootydiaries]

oh cry me a Stainless Steel Whirlpool® 19.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator™ barbara 

[sergalslushy]

Oh my god why are you so angry lmao.

[thebootydiaries]

[thexfiles]

me as hell

[egberts]

why did they make us stack cups in elementary school

[cctinsleybaxter]

I had completely forgotten about this but was it just my school that was off the fucking walls about it? They would show us videos in gym of professional cup stacking and yell ‘THIS COULD BE YOU.’ We spent every Tuesday in gym with those gotdamn cups and we all had, like, The Cup Stacking Catalogue. I made my parents buy me glow in the dark cups for my ninth birthday what are we as a society.

[egberts]

we had that too, like they were trying to convince some of us to get good enough to go to contests for it. and sell us cups. so many cups. cups to appease every type of child. not even cups you can drink from.

[cnjandhdonejxksndh-deactivated2]

??im not american is this real or is this a convoluted shitpost??????

[egberts]

it’s definitely real

[journalslutt]

My best friend still holds the record for the three stack part

[the-chief-moosekateer]

OK I AM from America and it must be a regional thing because wtf

[callmehass]

OMG IM FROM CANADA AND I REMEMBER THIS! they would show us commercials of like world wide championships for cup stacking and we had our own cup stacking cups in our class

[bodegahighlife]

👋  @thesill

[pinkpanme]

Plants make people Happy!

[independentassbitch-deactivated]

5sos + incorrect quotes

[there-will-be-violence-deactiva]

[thequotejournals]

Sadly, the only way some people will learn to appreciate you is by losing you.

Anonymous   (via wordsnquotes)