jordad

hey im jordan, im 18, and im the king emperor of everything //nudist in training//

[taquito]

[inuhito]

[housesonthehill]

[heaventhing]

how are we gonna do this?

[surprisebitch]

yes, that is britney spears, (who has sold more than 200 Million records, has six #1 albums, 2 diamond albums, has more than 400 awards, and is worth 200 million dollars) waiting in line to be served at starbucks wearing pyjamas

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if you’re still heterosexual in 2016 grow up and learn to accept the real world

[weatherreporter]

[thebsdboys]

[andykinskywalker]

If I travelled back in time and tried to explain this text to young me, there’s literally no way.

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

[paxamericana]

[okaymad]

[rlaph-deactivated20140921]

[twitterlols]

[uniqenassir]

[recktum]

is that lorde

[twitblr]

“Relationship goals”

[intensional]

Ok but is this not me

[puregag]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

i think i saw her at starbucks reading erotic fiction

[powerjock]

this dog has terf bangs stop