Pizza Satan

If you like dark humor as much as me, you're chill Neutral Shitposter

[ruinedchildhood]

What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?

[bobbyboy11-deactivated20150207]

sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

fucks sake

[doctordragon]

god dammit

[setsu-nana]

Okay now which one is clearer? 1?

or 2?

[heckheckhheck-deactivated201712]

S T O P

[lazy--tuesday-deactivated201806]

Maybe just take off the glasses!?

[turtlemuffinbutt]

[blonde-and-blessed]

I just got contacts and I kept blinking trying to focus on the first pic 😂

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[madcrafter1-deactivated20190322]

Why am i laughing so hard?

[drawnsnake]

THE FUCKING HANDS

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[theblondmenace]

When Poppy doesn’t mind his own damn business

[fakehistory]

The enchantress Lady of the Lake approaches King Arthur to bequeath to him the legendary sword Excalibur, (circa 1200 AD)

[recentgooglesearches]

i’m not online anymore. mom said i can’t go online anymore.

[goobra]

this was absolutely wild from start to finish

[summervaca99]

[hypothetical-happiness-blog]

[nelladee]

Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment

[gothzarya-deactivated20220622]

and you dont want to do that ._. 

[aeloro]

salmon is for desire

[breethingout]

what am I looking at

[shigatsuyuutsu-blog]

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[spongebob-autisticquestions]

[brimleymuffins]

[morganiser-deactivated20240512]

[journeymanfool]

hey what the fuck??

[upside-happenings]

In all my years of the internet..

[babazy6070]

[nostrem]

introverts be like i cant wait to wear my big sweater and eat a book

[tombbleurgh]

No, introverts be like I can’t wait to get some me time on tumblr away from real people who drain me, only to see THIS scornful post

[nostrem]

Aight

[ok-fandom]

I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

[livelaughlacroix]

I raise u 

[awkwordalex]

Trainer Alex wants to battle!

[hirudo-verbana]

I add