flannel pants

21 happy camper

[bewbin]

Why do you want to be a comedian?

the free stool with a glass of water on it 

[5nov202-deactivated20210826]

before you post, consider:

is it FUNNY BUT ONLY TO YOU AND A FEW SELECT MUTUALS?

is it USELESS?

is it a COMPLAINT?

will it KILL YOUR FUTURE CAREER?

if any of the above are true, hit that POST button!

[threedollarsdotcom]

this is our pet dog and yueus she bites. get closer. go ahead. she bites

[bransonreese]

Sometimes I sense the ghost of Bill Watterson about you

Thank you, that's very nice to say about me and very threatening to say about the still living Bill Watterson

[martial-art-world]

i will defeat you

[real-language-facts]

there's a new language with no writing system or speaking system or moving around system or whistling system or way to communicate at all

[sevsalio]

[pukicho]

did you delete a post

Not even once

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.

[charlesoberonn]

[clockheartedcrocodile]

[vaspider]

I feel like it’s really important to stress that he didn’t just write RHPS.

[martianmanhuntter]

Absolute Catwoman #1 (2026-)

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[notahorseindisguise]

WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof

[notahorseindisguise]

oh shit he ate the whole thing . he just like me frfr

[notahorseindisguise]

spiderman just left the pizza box on the roof but then came back a minute later and clearly felt bad for littering so now hes swinging through downtown holding an empty pizza box

[notahorseindisguise]

hes hit a street light

[notahorseindisguise]

he's swinging away now clearly very embarrassed and he thinks nobody saw it. i saw you spiderman

[nycswebhead]

fuck

[nycswebhead]

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

[wizardnuke]

not to be a history fucker on main but the whole mystery of the lost colony of roanoke is so fucking funny

[wizardnuke]

governor of the colony: hey I’m gonna go back to england to get more supplies

115 colonists: okay

governor: ends up spending 3 years in england bc of a naval war with spain or some shit

governor: gets back to the colony to find everyone gone

governer: sees the word “croatoan”, the name of a native american tribe, carved into a post

croatoan tribe: has members and children with blonde hair/blue eyes, pale skin

everyone: what could have happened to the colonists of roanoke

[chotimoti]

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[charl0ttan]

i always make sure to walk at least five feet away from other women in case they should fancy to unleash a spin attack on several adversaries

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

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