No idea what I'm doing

[sixpenceee]

Another video demonstrating inertia. From here

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[blogofeggspast]

what a fucking ride

[deb-oceans]

#Straight People™

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

donate to my kickstarter so i can build a time machine and

get julius caesar addicted to hentai

seduce cleopatra

“oh but how will you seduce cleopatra?” you might ask because you’re a moron. it’s simple: i’m 6′2″ and i’m fat. fatness was considered attractive back then because if you were fat, that meant you were wealthy enough to get fat. plus, 6′2″ is unreasonably gigantically tall in the BC times. 

so cleopatra will be like “a giant? AND he’s got stretch marks?” and she’ll instantly become infatuated with my rotund, hairy body 

then i will live in royalty for the rest of my days. kickstarter backers will have their names written in my tomb, baffling archaeologists for centuries to come. 

[theirisianprincess]

My favorite part of this is that OP didn’t feel the need to explain how he’d get Julius Caesar addicted to hentai.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

4 word horror story

“I heard my wife knock on the bathroom door, but then I remembered…. our bathroom doesn’t have a door”

[imhangingwhataboutyou]

I’m sorry, but the confusion of why your bathroom doesn’t have a door far outweighs any feelings of horror this might evoke.

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

can’t afford door.. the horror here is the realities of life

[pajamazam]

So what fuck was your wife knocking on

[jontronshat-deactivated20150806]

this dick

[mitochondrionion]

It’s not even 4 words???

[stiekemekat]

Kestrel taking a dust bath

[lochnutmonster]

[neverthere12345]

[plbrsvslzds]

[pjrice96]

me: *grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with my bare hands to impress cute girls on the beach*

girl 1: oh my god, that guy is grabbing seaweed out of the ocean with his bare hands

girl 2: really?? is he crying??

girl 1: only a little bit

girl 2: wow thats hot

[nosarcasmforyou]

[everydaylouie]

a bird apartment

[princessrhcenyra]

I luv him…..

[depsidase]

[punkrockdragonrainbowhipster-de]

[sifu-kisu]

[lycanthropanic-deactivated20251]

Im ok with the lack of context but at the same time I desperately want the context

[chonce]

LKMFALKEBMLKRE

[icewars-deactivated20131025]

[vicfuentortilla]

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

[exactable]

sky was on fire 🔥🔥🔥

i.g: emily.richardss