kiss a lizard.

i'm al. 29.

[placenta-please]

My wonderful boyfriend, Tyler, if he was Charlie from Smiling Friends. c:

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[depsidase]

[dogpuppy]

[xalatath]

I'm high looking at street cat wiki. Thus is too much for me

[cryptotheism]

would u smoke with gilgamesh

"would you make world peace" "would you heal every sick person" don't ask stupid questions

[kosmogrl]

[cuntstable]

just saw gayporn where the bald bottom had a toilet plunger stuck to the back of his head to imitate hair pulling. i feel like a peasant seeing a gun for the first time in the 1300s

[oneheadtoanother]

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[whalesharkcat]

thunk

thunk

thunk

thunk

[coelii]

DON’T STOP ME NOW!

[sacred-portal]

[acidbathbunnies-moved]

#sweet dee apologist

[acidbathbunnies-moved]

i'm like 20+ rewatches in possibly more but let's keep that conservative estimate. every time i desire her carnally a little bit more

[marquevictor]

[zmovie]

[valtsv]

been thinking about fantasy/scifi rule systems and free will

[valtsv]

[cuddlyplaguedoctor]

@thedovahcat

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

clown gets home after a long day. tired, sweaty. peels off their colorful overalls on the way to the bathroom. gets in the shower and turns the knob. burst of confetti & ribbons from the showerhead. clown sighs. dries off with a long chain of hankies

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she can barely get the door open before her 4 balloon dogs are squeaking in a pile in the foyer

[dazeylily]

she turns the knob on the stove and a few soft honks are heard before the burner ignites

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she tries the wrong burner and it's a joy buzzer

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

she finally finishes making a pie for dinner, sets herself a place, sits down at the table, says clown grace, pours a glass of wine, takes a sip, arranges her napkin, & smashes the pie into her own face

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

me making this post: this is how i feel sometimes

you people in the notes: i need the clown sexually

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury