☆It's Raining Somewhere Else☆

River/23/They/Them hi my name's River and there's lots of love in my heart,, this is a mess of my special interests and stuff that makes me laugh ! VERY frequently nsfw, please no minors !! you can find my art stuff on WisteriaParaphernalia! icon is by pegasuskiss !!

[abcredi]

happy birthday, little puppet

[raydowi]

Lapras is such a serene and pretty Pokemon, easily one of my faves 💙

[lychgate]

Has anyone seen the giraffe lamp at ikea

[lychgate]

Hes allowed on the table

[lychgate]

Were watching sumo together

[lychgate]

Here imea giraffe lamp, it's your turn on the donkey kong

[localxenospores]

most inspired i have felt in weeks

[spidersinmysoup]

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

[normal-sane-era]

Asking oh so nicely for more of your SNEO?

Pretty please <3

here ya go

[catasters]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[grimeclown]

Snakeyes Pete is from Toronto he gave me a button once that said "Canadians have the best luck" and i said i thought that was the Irish and he said "I fucking hate the irish" and i said okay

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[cat-jpeg]

im out here looking through your spamton art like "ouuuu ouuu ouuu,,,," because he's so cute and i want to wrap him in blankets he's absolutely adorable

image search "kitten wrapped in blanket"

[proudpoe]

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

[emomemolemoemo]

[fairyinthetrees]

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

[cupiidzbow]

I have to defend overhated women characters with my life this isn’t a game to me anymore dog I’m so serious

[kokomadada]

the voice from my dream

[lokaror]

i know your not supposed to but i do love swiping up gnomes through the window as your drive past them. they giggle and shit its so funny. if you grab the hat just right you dont even gotta slow down

[orcboxer]

they giggle and what

[lokaror]

AND SHIT

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[birdwatcher-butch]

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse