Varney Plaguesdottir, MD

{they} shitty plaguecore sideblog

[plaguedocboi]

I looked up Trunko and there’s fanart.

I love him. My new favorite cryptid

[joyjoy-ahoy]

some paintings of my sona

[doctor-soot]

me and my best friend rocking up to our local medieval fayre next month:

[verytiredhyena]

Necromancer who doesn’t like children finds an awkward autistic child and reanimates them a dinosaur because they would do anything for this child and dinosaurs are their special interest. Please and thank you.

[doktor-plague]

Borzoi plague doctor

[jellazticious]

[immovable-tortoise]

Y̶e̸s̷,̶ ̵t̵h̶i̶s̵ ̴i̵s̵ ̶D̵r̷.̴ ̸G̶å̶r̴f̶i̶ë̸l̷d̸.̸

[plaguechan-cute]

Cardinal Plague is one of my favorite Plague variants UvU 💕💕💕

[rush-nimby]

Tarot from an Alternate Universe

VIII: The Medic

healing, power over death, the macabre, violation of nature

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

i wouldn't necessarily have a problem with seeing a doctor whose name was dr skull. but if his office was in a cave i'd be alert for signs of a lair

[vonkarn]

me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

[mamoru]

Your Body Position Impacts How Quickly Pills Kick In, New Study Shows

Laying on your left-hand side may make for slower pill absorption.

oh wow! hey if you take pills check this out. new medicine taking meta just dropped.

according to these models, out of the 4 tested postures, the best position to digest pills is laying on your right side. standing upright has a similar time to laying in your back at twice as much as laying on the right side, and laying on the left side is the slowest by far.

laying on right side: pill dissolves in around 10 minutes.

standing: pill dissolves in 23 minutes. laying on the back has a similar time.

laying on left side: pill dissolves in up to 100 minutes.

https://doi.org/10.1063/5.0096877

definitely worth a lot more research.

if you want your medicine to kick in fast, try laying on your right side! if you want your medicine to kick in slower, try laying on your left side.

[sweaterkittensahoy]

This makes sense! I learned from a doc that if you have gas pain or nausea, you turn on your left side to make it easier for your stomach to send stuff through. The goal in turning left is to NOT absorb, but to release.

Turning on your right can make nausea/gas pain worse because it has to fight gravity to exit your stomach/body. So, yeah, lying on your right would make things absorb faster because it's going into the stomach lining, which is the point.

[archouai]

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey

[kaenelis]

The completed plague doctor costume: not an inch of skin showing!

[whydoihavetoart]

birb

[plaguedocboi]

Personally I think we should all go sit in a cave

[plaguesdottir]

Well, I'm partial to grottos. But I could also go for a cavern. Or maybe we could even go for a cenote?

[plaguedocboi]

Cancaresse WHY do you squarsh behind the filter like this

[onomatopomnia]

Idc if it's "inappropriate" and "not socially acceptable" if I want to I dress up as a steampunk plague doctor and offer strangers quack remedies and assorted herbs, I'll fucking do it.

[drbarty]

There’s no pleasing some people.