Portions for Foxes

Name's Niko, and I'm 24, lesbian, lover, best friend, larper, furry, illustrator, writer, and here to enjoy life. Need to talk? Come into my den. Wanna be friends? I'm here.

[here-be-fangirls]

Hufflepuff Friendships

Hufflepuff/Gryffindor 

Really fun parties

Hugs

Platonic hand-holding

Random declarations of affection

SPAMMING EACH OTHER IN GROUP CHATS

Carefully planned birthday surprises for each other

Movie nights

Making s’mores at bonfires 

They always have each other’s back

ALWAYS

Hufflepuff/Slytherin

Rare but amazing

Slythers help Puffs stand up for themselves

Puffs make Slythers admit it when they’re wrong

Legitimately best friends

Really lowkey friendship

They can just sit around eating Chinese food and watching movies without speaking if they need to

Silent communication

“I’m having a problem with this person” “Okay, I’ll kill them for you” “NO”

Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw

Ravenclaws are frequently uncomfortable in social situations

Not because they’re “nerdy” or whatever

They’re just very honest and say what they’re thinking, so sometimes they make people uncomfortable

Their Hufflepuff buddies always make them feel comfortable

Puffs and Claws both have creative streaks, so they work on creative projects together

Like writing fantasy novels together

Or becoming a bad singer-songwriter band

A lot of the time they can tell what the other person is thinking and speak for them

Hufflepuff/Hufflepuff:

Dancing in the rain

Lots of texting/checking in with each other

They don’t bother to change out of their pajamas when hanging out with each other

Chilling around the house and baking cookies

Laghing hysterically until their stomachs hurt

They can share a bed and just snuggle with each other and it’s not awkward because they’re really good friends

They randomly give each other food

Reading books/watching movies together

Trading clothes/basically sharing a closet

Slytherin

Ravenclaw

Gryffindor

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[amethystthe-gem-deactivated2016]

I’m fucking dying

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[faleep]

IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[goldcrescent]

can we take a second to ponder on the fact that a kids movie did lady armor better than the entire film and comic industry

guess who i’m talking about

did you guess? Well you’re fucking WRONG because it’s Susan goddamn Pevensie

They gave her light armor, appropriate for a small archer:chainmail, an arm brace, chest plate, and a light skirt she can easily run around murderizing dudes in the face in

her hair is also only loose in the promo pictures because Susan is fucking busy not dying because her hair was flying into her eyeballs so she braids that shit back

her mail shirt is also loose enough that it doesn’t impede her arm movements it’s almost like she’s dressed for a fight wow

I like the pinks and purples under her bitchin as hell leather armor here, because you don’t have to be masculine to shoot someone in the goddamn face

[queenofthesouthernsun-deactivat]

[twizzlers-and-teslas]

you don’t have to be masculine to shoot someone in the goddamn face

[skywalkerchick1138]

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

[super-secret-bi-spy]

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

[minimalistfish-blog]

Cannot not reblog.

[gottacatchemall]

[ゾイド x ポケモン]

[donutdrawsthings]

I DREAMED THIS LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS THE BEST DREAM I’VE HAD IN YEARS.

[derangedbones-deactivated201908]

MIKASA VS ANNIE TRAINING FIGHT

Yup, this is how the fight went. Im 99.9% sure. At this point Isayama should just hire me as an editor. Truly, my greatest contribution to the fandom. Maybe ill draw something with annie as 18 and mikasa as vegeta or goku later, who knows

[anatoref]

Drawing the Face

[mechinaries]

McGonagall is McGONEagall

[reine-mer-voyant]

But imagine a first year Hufflepuff

He’s so excited he practically skips to the stool to be Sorted, because he just knows he’ll be in Slytherin.

But his face drops when the hat calls “HUFFLEPUFF”.

Imagine the warm welcome he would get from the Hufflepuff table, people cheering for him and even getting up to give him a huge hug and welcome him into the House. But it still isn’t enough because what’s so special about Hufflepuffs? They aren’t wise, or brave, or cunning.

When he walks into the Hufflepuff common room for the first time and in the middle of the room is a large batch of cookies for the first years that the prefects made themselves, brought from home.

And that night he goes to bed early because he still just can’t believe he wasn’t placed into a different House. Not even Slytherin, just some other House. But not before munching on the two cookies he took from the common room.

Later down the road it’s gotten better. He struggles in his classes, but it’s okay because each Thursday night the prefects give up their afternoons to help the first, second, third, and fourth years with their homework, simply because they want them to succeed and have the help that they had when they were younger.

And one of the seventh year Hufflepuffs notices the boy sitting in the common room alone one day, so he invites him to sneak into the kitchen where the house elves give them a treacle tart, but “don’t tell anyone, okay? We’re not allowed in here.”

That same seventh year tells the first year it will be all right. One day he’ll come to realize why he was put into Hufflepuff, and that each House has it’s own pride and purpose.

And one day the first year is in the library and sees a Slytherin first year in the corner crying. He doesn’t say anything, but offers her some candy, and when she flings her arms around him in a fit of sobs, he hugs her until she stops crying.

When she’s finally able to speak she says she doesn’t belong in Slytherin. Some of them are bullies, and the others pay no attention to her. She doesn’t have any friends in her own House, and feels like she was misplaced. “Maybe the hat was wrong.”

“I think the hat was wrong about me, too.”

They become the best of friends. When they walk in the hall and anyone so much as looks at the Slytherin girl wrong, the Hufflepuff boy is there to defend her because Hufflepuffs will stand up and defend their friends.

When the boy is feeling down, the girl will take him down to the lake on a sunny day and skip rocks with him just so he can freely talk about his feelings without anyone hearing because Slytherins can be kind and thoughtful.

One day when the Hufflepuff first year is leaving the common room to go see the Slytherin girl, his other House mates ask if they can come meet her too, because a Hufflepuffs circle of friends can never be too big.

The Slytherin girl is forever and always welcomed at the Hufflepuff table because “She’s so cool, why haven’t we met her before?”

The Hufflepuff noticing over the year that the Slytherin girl has gotten much more confident and will stand up for herself now, and it makes the Hufflepuff swell with pride because he wants nothing more than for her to realize she is so strong and independent.

The Slytherin girl noticing that the Hufflepuff is much happier at the end of the year because he is surrounded by friends who will give unconditional love and he does the same because giving care and love to people is so rewarding for him.

The Hufflepuff boy at the end of the year finding the seventh year and telling him thank you because “I think I know why I was put into Hufflepuff, and I know I’m meant to be here now.”

The same first year who was so worried about being a Hufflepuff leaves the Slytherin girl for the summer with “We’re meant to be in these Houses, you know why? Because I’m helping you to stand up for yourself. You’re getting the confidence and pride of a Slytherin and I’m getting the love and caring of a Hufflepuff. Maybe we were Sorted not based on what we are, but what we needed.”

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[z-co]

Hello! A lot of you have been asking me where and how I’ve learn multiple languages and well, after a few hours of digging through my browser history and bookmarks, I was able to collect all of these resources. I have personally used all of these, so I can assure you they are useful! If there is something wrong with a website or a link, please let me know. Also, if you have any questions or if you want a learning buddy, my ask box is open. (I speak English and Spanish. I’m learning Korean, German, Japanese, Chinese, Portuguese, Italian, and Esperanto)

Note: Learning a new language requires a lot of dedication, more than you actually think! Especially if you’re learning multiple languages at the same time. It isn’t impossible, but it will take time. And by time I mean months and/or years! So please, be patient. Take your time. Don’t rush. Keep in mind that you will mess up and that’s okay. Practice as much as you can. Practice out loud. Talk to yourself if you can. It doesn’t matter if people think you’re crazy. They won’t be thinking the same when you become a polyglot, so don’t mind them. This is for you and your future.

Get started:

Everything listed below is FREE! Some sites do require you to sign up, but that’s for you to keep track of your own process.

Tips to get you started

Language Hacking tips (blog)

More language hacking tips (blog)

The Polyglot Project (Library with foreign books that lets you translate while reading)

How to Learn Any Language

Effective Language Learning

Ankidroid (flashcard maker)

Multiple languages, one website

Duolingo (Latin American Spanish, French, German, Brazilian Portuguese, Italian, Dutch, Irish, Danish, Swedish, Turkish, Norwegian (Bokmål), Ukrainian, and Esperanto)

BBC Languages (40 languages)

Learn A Language (18 languages)

Conjuguemos (French, German, Italian, Latin, Portuguese, Spanish)

L-lingo (21 languages)

101languages (167 languages)

Languagepod101 (31 languages)

Foreign Services Institute (44 languages)

My Languages (95 languages)

Surface Languages (43 languages)

Lingualia (Spanish)

Linguanaut (16 languages)

OmniGlot (All languages [basic info for some of them])

Memrise (Various languages) (flashcard system)

Livemocha (Various languages)

Polyglotclub

Sharedtalk

Interpals (specify in your profile you only look for language exchange because there can be some creeps in this one)

Couchsurfing

Babbel

Specific Languages

Korean:

Learn to read Korean in 15 minutes! - Really helpful as well

Learnkoreanlp - Focuses on grammar

k-is4korean

Talktomeinkorean

Learn-korean

korean-flashcards - Focuses on vocabulary

Easytolearnkorean

Korean.go.kr/ - Focuses on pronunciation

Lang-8 - Community to correct your entries

Dongsa - Conjugations for verbs

Howtostudykorean- EXTREMELY helpful when it comes to learning hangul and writing structure!

hangulpractice - This blog has some useful posts.

letstteok-korean

Talktomeinkorea (YouTube channel)

fluentkorean

sweetandtasty

seoulistic - For culture lessons

GenkiKorean

Korean Word Game

English-Korean Vocabulary Quizzes

Hangul Keyboard - This is also EXTREMELY helpful with Hangul/romanization. It also converts any romanized syllables into hangul

Korean - Reddit threat

Chinese/Mandarin:

Hackingchinese

Chinese-tools - Pretty helpful with pronunciation.

Chinese Open courseware

Chinese Language - Reddit threat

Chinese Textbook

Chineasy

Learn Mandarin

Chinese Hacks

yoyochinese

How can I learn Chinese

Why is Chinese so damn hard?

Japanese:

Learn Japanese I / II - YouTube

Guidetojapanese

Free Japanese lesson

Japaneseclass.jp

thejapanesepage

Japanesepod101

Tofugu

Erin’s Challenge!

Jplang

Yesjapan

Marugoto - Includes culture lessons

Kana Invaders - Fun game for learning Kana

Another great masterpost for Japanese - So many resources!!!

Esperanto:

Note: I did a research and supposedly Esperanto is an easy-to-learn language that helps you with other languages.

Esperantofre

Esperanto “library”

Esperanto Grammar

Esperanto (Duolingo)

German:

Learn German Online

German Language Guide

Mission Berlin - Mystery adventure game

Basic German

Deutsch Lernen

Slow German

Kids’ Games - For vocabulary

Italian:

MIT Open Courseware

Italian Language Guide

Italian Grammar

Italian For Beginners - YouTube

Latin:

Some Latin grammar

Latin Course - YouTube

Portuguese:

Oneness

Ta Falado

Portuguese (Duolingo)

French:

Learn French Guide

Coffee Break French

University of Texas: Francais interactif

Podcastfrancaisfacile

French Language Guide

Lingopolo/french

Le Journal en français facile

News in Slow French

Francolab

Cliffs Notes

Native French Speech

French Podcast

Spanish:

Spanish - About.com

@spanishskulduggery

Study Spanish

Cliffs Notes

Destinos

One Minute Spanish

One Minute Spanish (Latin America focused)

Thai:

Learn Thai Podcast

Woman Learn Thai

Let’s Talk Thai

Thai 101

Lingopolo/thai

Arabic:

Books to Learn Arabic

Mandinah Arabic

Arabic Verbs (PDF)

al3arabiya

Arabic Pronouns (PDF)

Arabic Alphabet / Also Here / And Here!

Arabic For Language Exchange

Peace Corps

Hindi:

A Door Into Hindi

Learning Hindi

NYU Hindi Course

Quillpad - Great for typing

Namaste Dosti

SU Hindi Course

ispeakhindi

Hindi Script

Vietnamese:

VietnamesePod101

Survival Phrases

seasite.niu.edu

Learn Vietnamese Online

Greek:

Some Greek Grammar (New Testament)

Romanian:

Rolang

One Minute Romanian

Welsh:

Say Something in Welsh

Welsh Vocab

Dutch:

Lingopolo/dutch

Learn Dutch

Russian:

Speak Russian

Russian Alphabet

Taste of Russian

Master Russian

Russian Open Courseware

Russian Handwriting

Swedish:

Klartext

SwedishLingQ

Survival Phrases

That’s it. That’s all I have right now. I’ll try to search for more and will keep updating this list! If you have a request for a specific language, just send me an ask. Have fun and good luck! 

[nuinokata]

[insp.]

[pgnotfnd]

[joshuadunzo]

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

[nishlo-deactivated20151015]

Amazing