Lord be thy name

I like chaos and as such my posts will be the most random BS ever. Good luck and Good morning! Also, He/They

[plainclark]

Working at a grocery store that does delivery is kinda bonkers. People order the craziest stuff. I’ve loaded cars with hundreds of pounds of water bottles and i’ve loaded cars with bricks…

[xigrif]

[vivian-the-barbarian]

They got me doing some evil wizard shit in Calc III. You can't tell me this isn't some cursed runes or something

[gravesidepickup]

[uhzzurago]

살림살이 개박살메이드

[eldrich-i-guess]

Energy is nether created or destroyed,

EXEPT FOR MY FUCKIN CROCHET HOOK!!

The little shit just disappeared and probably won’t be back till the end of the semester

[plainclark]

no more for you

[eldrich-i-guess]

When I finally find it I’m going to do things that will put me on national television

[plainclark]

let me know what stations to check

[eldrich-i-guess]

IT WAS TUCKED BEHIND MY GOD DAME EAR!!!! WHY!!!! I SPENT SOOO LONG LOOKING FOR IT!!!!!!!

[plainclark]

just know i’m laughing at you right now

[plainclark]

if it makes you feel any better i also lost my computer pen like day one, and i still can’t find it

[plainclark]

i refuse to believe this is how i flush this toilet. who decided that the toilet flushing thing should look like a butt plug. i swear to god i will find them and skin them.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[azaraspirit]

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

[i-love-you-beautiful]

You know what I could use some luck

[eldrich-i-guess]

Energy is nether created or destroyed,

EXEPT FOR MY FUCKIN CROCHET HOOK!!

The little shit just disappeared and probably won’t be back till the end of the semester

[plainclark]

no more for you

[eldrich-i-guess]

When I finally find it I’m going to do things that will put me on national television

[plainclark]

let me know what stations to check

[eldrich-i-guess]

IT WAS TUCKED BEHIND MY GOD DAME EAR!!!! WHY!!!! I SPENT SOOO LONG LOOKING FOR IT!!!!!!!

[plainclark]

just know i’m laughing at you right now

[eldrich-i-guess]

Energy is nether created or destroyed,

EXEPT FOR MY FUCKIN CROCHET HOOK!!

The little shit just disappeared and probably won’t be back till the end of the semester

[plainclark]

no more for you

[eldrich-i-guess]

When I finally find it I’m going to do things that will put me on national television

[plainclark]

let me know what stations to check

[eldrich-i-guess]

Energy is nether created or destroyed,

EXEPT FOR MY FUCKIN CROCHET HOOK!!

The little shit just disappeared and probably won’t be back till the end of the semester

[plainclark]

no more for you

[ripeteeth]

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

[ripeteeth]

you're welcome

[ripeteeth]

if you reblog this i am kissing you on the mouth. no that is not negotiable. we are in love now. we are dating. we are planning the wedding. i will be with you on your wedding night

[ripeteeth]

whoa whoa whoa in this house we love pathetic babygirl victor frankenstein

[ripeteeth]

if this hits 100k, i'll shame another literary character via booty shorts

[eldrich-i-guess]

One thing that they don’t tell you about being 5’ 1” Is that people WILL help you. Whether you like it or not, even if you say no.

YOU ARE WOUNDING MY EGO! STOP!!

[plainclark]

Haha. Short.

[kaijuno]

[snickering-doodles]

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Scary how relevant the Dark Kermit Meme is to Marcille's illegal activities, eh? Anyway, the text here is an spoiler-free alt. I'm gonna put the dress-accurate text under the cut, TO SAVE ANIME WATCHERS FROM SPOILERS. Beware, anime watchers, you've been warned.

[queer-as-city-folk]

So when are people going to realize that this map is really fucking bad and stupid

[queer-as-city-folk]

The reason I criticized it is because it actively harming the potential of High Speed Rail in this country because it is seen as an actually good model to follow when it is nonsensical. The goal of high speed rail is not to travel across the continent but to replace car trips and short haul flights

[queer-as-city-folk]

Also a US congressman tweeted that he wants to make a bill that would make this map a reality

[dancinginadarkabyss]

What would be a better map? I'd love to share it around :3 I'm sure there are train related activists but that is a genre of political activity I'm unfamiliar with

[queer-as-city-folk]

The issue is that we would not need a full national network but several smaller lines to start with, but I think this Map by City Nerd where the thicker the line the more needed the line is would be a good model to use

[plainclark]

ok then, just casually hide washington behind the text. not like we need rails