Jasper Laine Beren @plainlaine - Tumblr Blog

Well. It's been many years since I've been on here. But with "x" existing as a hellscape, I've come crawling back for content. Hello.

90skindofworld

beardqueer-deactivated20191027

what it looks like when you’re topping a body builder bottom

plasticcflower

shut the FUCK UP!!!!!!!:!;!

danksoulz

Same energy

glumshoe

Me: “Why am I feeling a sense of dread?”

My brain: “That’s cortisol, baby!”

Me: “Yeah, but where is it coming from?”

My brain: “Your adrenal gland!“

Me: “That is not what I mean.”

unrealunearths

tumblr coming for all of us:

baapi-makwa

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

quillusquillus

the narrative tension in this picture is outrageous

pinkythespecialunicorn

Snufkin: break some rules

mrs-chief

Y'all need to stop saying shit like “songs with the same bpm”

Beats per minute is a unit. The word you’re looking for is tempo.

If two songs have the same tempo, their bpm are equivalent.

You wouldn’t say two people of the same height have “the same inches.” You would say height. So stop saying two songs have “the same bpm” when you can just say tempo

I’m an assistant band director don’t argue with me

saintbaselshouse

I have a music degree and taught for over a decade. You can say BPM or tempo it’s basically all the same. Don’t let the classical music snobs get you down

mrs-chief

Oh no, I made a post voicing a pet peeve of mine and suddenly I’m a “classical music snob” even though I’ve been playing baroque flute for over a decade professionally…

saintbaselshouse

Yeah I mean… Well there it is

xelbleedsglitter

Sick brain says: “… does fire have weight?”

indigobluerose

Husband is chemist and he says the gases that react to make the fire have weight, but the fire itself is energy and therefore does not have weight as we measure it.

xelbleedsglitter

cold medicated brain thanks mister indigo for his service

furiousgoldfish

Be wary of those who claim if you don’t trust them, you’re hurting them.

Be wary of those who insist you are obliged to give them more than they offer in return, and if you fail to do so, you’re not doing enough.

Be wary of those who accuse you of being cruel if you don’t give them everything they want.

Be wary of those who lure you into comforting them after they’ve hurt you.

Be wary of those who demand forgiveness without ever admitting they hurt you.

Be wary of those who claim to not remember their actions that scarred you.

Be wary of those who insist they’re “human” after you confront them on their cruelty.

Be wary of those who’ll use your empathy against you, who see your compassion as a toy for them to play with.

Those do not care about your well being. They don’t care how much they’re hurting you. They wont care if they scar you permanently. They’ll take as much as they can for you, and abandon you when you need them the most.