Mulder, It's Me.

Luka | they/them | intj

[merriweatherpostpaviliontshirt]

HOW DO I OPEN THE PUSSY CHAKRA????????????????

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[thegreekgamer]

Me opening my apartment door anytime I hear the outside door open despite it being 10AM: Böx?

[anchovy-official]

Why is apple so obsessed with making very thin things at the expense of power and features

[anchovy-official]

“Yeah my computer doesnt have an hdmi, but at least it’s so thin and fragile that typing too hard could split the computer in half”

[shirbertflavoured]

The sooner you acknowledge that Apple is a fashion company and not a technology company, everything else makes sense

[kokoroicons]

(๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و ♡ like/reblog if you save

[cool-eevee]

Ohio State University holding a gun to my head: Oh so you think your Honors material huh? You think you’re so smart? Tell us who you kin

[mega-taiga]

*minecraft hurt sound plays as i am hit by a car on the freeway*

[greenrin]

All girls 

[justcatposts]

[darkvoodoo23]

[okayqueer]

[fuffuster-deactivated20150719]

I’M SO GLAD THIS GOT A TON OF NOTES

[teratocybernetics]

THEY LOOK SO HAPPY TO BE HELPING

[lolfactory]

[incorrect-overwatch-quotations]

Moira: I have this science headcanon-

Mercy: Why can’t you just say “hypothesis” like a normal person?

Moira: … so my science headcanon is-

[memes-r-memes]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

Visit Original Link

[stankyleg-deactivated2918973]

She’s looking out for you today

[tentacleteapot]

she’ll never fucking take me alive, I don’t fear her anymore

[decadentcryptid]

[fyrebees]

Things I love about the K/DA music video

-Akali is vandalising an entire train (Eve looks like shes encouraging her) -Eve straight up tries to murder Kai’sa -Meanwhile Ahri is just trying to do her laundry in peace