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•◡• | 22 | she/they

[pinkadillydoo]

must be something in their canteen food

[nihilda]

[scunt-deactivated20180902]

[scunt-deactivated20180902]

[scunt-deactivated20180902]

[welavolcanoparks-deactivated202]

[scunt-deactivated20180902]

[remanedur]

me about to do some dumb shit in front of my friends

[skittyminecraft]

x

[arabella-ardor]

[godtiermeme]

My first day as a retail cashier I accidentally hit the max button and had to call the manager over the intercom to come cancel the "accidental transaction for 9 billion 999 million 999 thousand 999 dollars. Thank you."

[joan-deactivated20230204]

nobody on this site is ever ever EVER going to top running a blog dedicated entirely to posting cute pics of sweet old dogs in a shelter for a year and gradually becoming one of the most recognized blogs on the website, then without warning dropping “i just want to get dicked down again =/” with 0 explanation and abandoning the blog. not deleting it, not explaining anything, just leaving the whole thing as a monument. fucking flawless posting. literally the best of all time.

[crazy-brazilian]

[lacefuneral]

in light of the new tag censorship, i am once again posting this gif

[lacefuneral]

[bnq]

dog goes gorp

[sirobvious]

[catchymemes]

[monsttarchive]

she let the baby stay in there the whole night and decided to check in the morning lmao

[40ouncesandamule]

If her baby has to fight a ghost, that’s between the baby and the ghost

[theocseason4]

Nahhhh not a therapist saying this what do you think you get paid for

[diogenesnuts]

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

fandom therapist turns out to be high school mean girl more at 10

[fluorescentbrains]

doc davis actually isn’t associated with the tiktok user—and they’re really salty about the video

[thekawaiibutterflygirl]

oh g o d, NO jlsfdlksfdjkjsdfkjlsdfjlksdf BRUH

[seardrax]

Reblog this version. The response of the real doctor is very important as well as the keymash.

[karometeenk]

What did you just call me? Cunt? Like the philospher?

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

[lamborghinea-pig]

[n-yks]

Short tops are valid.. Also cute

[plantsplacesthings]

I think they’re called crop tops but I may be wrong

[plantsplacesthings]

My only hope for 2019 is that people learn how to spot smart, witty comedy and stop calling me a sweet summer child

[depsidase]

[mothofthemonth]

[sackboys-moved]

Illustration of today’s events

[sackboys-moved]

You’re really just gonna come into my house and insult me like this after I get out of the fucking ambulance and learn about Chris Pratt Mario

[sackboys-moved]

Will I never know peace.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

*walks up to the mcdonald counter*

yeah i’ll have a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[covid-69]

imagine explaining this to the person who made that statue

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[snowylynxx]

[thyrell]

think im gettin sick anyone got good cheap soup recipes

[thyrell]

one of these days i am going 2 learn my lesson about asking strangers for help