Planet Holyrood

Scottish. Mocked for being a politics nerd so have taken to the internet to be accepted.

[planetholyrood-blog]

The truth is out

[toryofficial]

a handy dandy guide to our political parties:

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[caca-millis]

Gerry is looking well 

[toryofficial]

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David Cameron = 3.14159

[corporations-vs-ducks]

Does that mean that he’s irrational?

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[thewalrusfrompingu]

[super-deep-quote-blog]

[edmilibum]

Ed Miliband takes the Cosmo questionnaire, has awful handwriting. Full interview available in the May edition.

[labourlass]

“The most hurtful thing I’ve read about myself is….Where do I start?”

Oh Ed :(

[politicalsexparty-deactivated20]

This makes me sad. Oh Ed :(

[difficult-lemon-difficult]

Aw, some of those are heartbreaking 😭

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David Cameron = 3.14159

[planetholyrood-blog]

"davey cameron is a pie" - Jeremy Corbyn, 2016

[waluigiology]

i cant believe this

[planetholyrood-blog]

Andy’s getting feisty 🦁 (even if it is about ⚽️)

[corporations-vs-ducks]

How George Osborne thinks he looks vs. how he actually looks.

[nickcleggsbooty]

MY COFFEE …

MY LAPTOP …

[cheekychiefwhip-deactivated2016]

asfasasagsagsjzdaj JADE!

[textsfromwestminster]

[culturallyindependent]

[davidcameronhadsexwithapig]

find someone who looks at you like alex salmond looks at potatoes and irn bru

[intercityditties]

Which New Labour architect are you?

Alastair Campbell You’re genuinely pretty cool. You’re my problematic fave. I don’t think you’re as appreciated as you should be, though; you might be described as a thug sometimes, and it might be true sometimes, but you do good work and write good books. AC appreciation post. 

[nakriin]

I GOT TONY BLAIR

[thewalrusfrompingu]

I got Gordon Brown l, we nearly have a whole new labour crew

[nakriin]

WE’LL FIND YOU PETER

[planetholyrood-blog]

I got Peter and I now feel the power coursing through my veins *dons cape*

[eternity-in-political-hell]

That’s helpful.

[c0rporates]

I made a stupidly inaccurate quiz but I think it’s sorta funny so you should take it probably.

http://www.quotev.com/quiz/7313568/Which-New-Labour-architect-are-you

For the record, I got Tony. You can all proceed to kill me now.