three quarters goddess

college girl struggling with the difference between fantasy and reality.  books, tv shows, movies, music, words.  multifandom and anything else i think is awesome.  check me out also at wordsbyjules 

[itswalky]

this is who was out partying while you studied the blade

[ohpls]

Physically I’m fine, but emotionally I am Annie Edison when she couldn’t find her pen

[hooksmoak]

Me every day :

[blossompigeon]

These cats are defying the laws of physics and they need to STOP.

[headspace-hotel]

no no let them do their thing

[slowheart]

unfortunately i listened to a lot of bastille in high school so i will be like this forever

[debisdrawing]

From this post by @fledgling-witch

[cyberspatial]

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

[astrodickology]

Women: You always talk over me and-

Man: That literally never happens

[princesstigerbelle]

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

[blackpyrefly]

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

[striders]

(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience 

[clownclownclown]

It’s like a dishwasher

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i dont understand even a little bit thank you

[stinson-png-deactivated20210103]

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

[bairnsidhe]

Listen here, wannabes: My boi Clark is 240 lbs of PURE KANSAS BEEF trained from a young age by Ma Kent to Love and Respect women as the Intelligent, Independent beings they are.  He is shy rambling about tractors and casually moving the copy machine when my pen falls behind it and he would NEVER demand I be sexually or romantically interested just because he’s nice.

Y’all ain’t Clark Kent.

[chaosinacoffeecup]

I have never hit the reblog button so damn fast.

[therobotmonster]

“barely a Guy Gardner” is the sickest comics related burn I’ve heard to date. 

[zizicat]

[laterovaries-deactivated2017022]

This will always be my favorite gifset. Ever.

[onceuponamirror]

im morally obligated to reblog this every time i see it

[artiegayberg]

I had a dream about bakeoff except they were all cooking increasingly weird stuff until they got to the last guy and Paul asked ‘what are you serving’ and his response was just ‘these hands’ and then he knocked Paul Hollywood out on national television

[plantfunerals]

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

[stfuconnor]

2011 was so fucked up… How did a Katy Perry song about fucking an alien become #1

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

ill fight an anthropologist ill fight a psychoanalyst i dont give a shit