venus

22yrs. I like to write about what takes over my mind sometimes.

[planetwaynez]

Hi! You can call me VENUS, or just VE.

My pronouns are she/her.

A few things you should know:

This is a safe space for everyone.

No minors.

English is NOT my first language, so sometimes some wierd spelling might happen. Yes, I am ok with people correcting me politely and nicely. Rude people will be blocked. 

Requests are open!

I hope you can enjoy this little bubble of fantasy and joy I created here <3

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Use #/thought of the day by your neighborhood friend venus to find all of my rambilings and thougths!!

[ciricearts]

he found a kitten!!

[planetwaynez]

Im back and I have a new obssesion

Naruto Uzumaki

[kentodreaming]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[frownyalfred]

I think the newer version of Red Hood’s suit is designed to tempt an enterprising Gotham thug to try and grab a fistful of his hair mid-fight.

…which would be a very, very bad mistake of course. but so tempting. it’s right there. a perfect little handhold. a tuft of weakness. Red Hood likes his face covered; imagine being the goon who can haul him up by the hair and into the light?

(it would be the last thing you ever did, but hey)

[prlssprfctn]

I am back at it again—

[timdrakealways17]

Bruce, presenting a slideshow: any questions?

Damian: father, Jon has been a excellent influence on me, I request he be allowed in Gotham still

Bruce, thinking: uhh

Tim: Kon isn’t a great influence but I’d listen to him any day

Bruce: Do I need to go back to slide 26?

Tim:

——-

Jon, Kon and Clark sitting in their living room:

Jon: I think Batman just sent me a death threat

Kon: congrats, you’ve officially made the ‘Kent/Super family hate slideshow’

Jon: the..what?

Clark: that’s what happens when you break up with Batman

Jon: you dated Batman??

Clark: yes?

Jon:

Kon: Wait is that why I’m into Tim… is this a genetic thing??

Lois, listening in: No it’s unrelated to Batman, you like Tim because all Kent’s like dating people who stand their ground.

Kon: oh

——-

[loveridden1999]

[chaoticbatfam]

headcanon that Alfred is the only one who ever filed taxes when Jason was Robin, and during that period Jason was so attached to Alfred’s hip (because Alfred felt like a safer presence after being on the street) that he, at 13 years old, learned how to file taxes. Then, when he comes back from the LOA, he takes over that duty from Alfred (because he sees how Alfie’s hates it).

Tim is under the impression he has successfully become a tax evader. In reality , Jason just does it for him.

Dick hates doing his taxes with a burning passion. He attempts to pay Jason to do it, so Jason acts like “hmmm, I don’t know, man.. .” Until he has Dick begging at his feet, then he does it

Bruce has failed to win a single argument against Jason in the past year, because Jason ends every single one by saying, “you ain’t even adult enough to do your own taxes, dad.”

Jason and Alfred are the only REAL tax evaders, and that is because to the government, they still very much do not exist. And it will stay that way.

[thewinterclown]

SEBASTIAN STAN ✧ BUCKY BARNES TUNDERBOLTS* dir. Jake Schreier, IN CINEMAS MAY 2ND 2025

[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[garcavisconde]

posts that are funnier if u have the dates from posts enabled

[emiqip]

im fully convinced that every single member of the wayne household has a very distinct laugh.

Bruce has the billionaire chuckle it's unfortunately super effective on anyone who has a net worth lower than 50 million. Even the members of the JL (that one rare time they managed to make The Batman laugh) get psychically airdropped stock images of private jets and yachts (the only one who knows how to counter it is Oliver).

Just with his smile Dick's can warm your heart, imagine him full-on laughing. It doesn't change even when he's out as Nightwing: many civilians who experienced the vigilante laugh reported feeling comforted and safe even in highly stressful situations.

Jason has the most devilish cackle any human has ever heard. He sounds like he's kicking the curb a second time and unfortunately for anyone around him he's a Hitter: im talking shoulder slaps, shoving and arm-punching.

Tim inherited a watered down version of the billionaire chuckle. If something makes him laugh and he's in front of strangers he'll just let out an amused huff, not giving the person the satisfaction of making the CEO of W.E. laugh. Mainwhile with his friends and family he's less cagey and will let out a bunch of soft giggles on occasion.

Damian looks constipated. That small child is trying so bad to show some decorum by stopping his laughter that he looks like he's about to implode. The very rare times he loses composure he'll let out a mortifying snort, followed by a grimace aimed at himself.

Steph's laugh is very similar to Jason's, so they're extremely dangerous together for anyone in their vicinity. However Jason lacks the wheezing part that Stephanie has.

Cass has a very silent laugh often just showing her amusement by smiling, while Duke's is full of adorable giggles and snorts.

[planetwaynez]

Hey babes! I know I've been missing lately and I have to finish Jason's fanfic! But my life gave a 360 in the last two months, however now things are settling down and I will comeback! Swear! By the end of this month I want to post a new chapter, so be a little more patient pls! Luv all!

[shoe109]

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

[cheshuiniza]

❤️

[iyamifucker]

“I can fix him” I couldn’t fix him and I don’t want to. I think he grew prone to biting and scratching in order to get by in a harsh world, and to me his resilience is part of what makes him so beautifully himself. I could be kind to him, though. I could show him gentleness. I could, slowly but surely, in the same way one earns the trust of a skittish stray cat, convince him that my touch will never come accompanied by pain. That, around me, he can allow himself to be soft. To relax. I could be the one he associates with warmth and safety, the one he longs to be held by after a hard day. I could be his home.

[unclefather]

[trans-seraphim]

incredibly necessary context