I WILL get the secret formula

I am definitely the real plankton. that is why I have offical in my name

[plankton-offical]

I’d recommend putting in an intro post, so people can get to know you

@narrator-guy-offical

I'm just plankton? do people not already know me? I was on hit show Spongebob SquarePants even though it was all about me

[the-rat12]

objectifying women: ❌ womanifying objects: ✅

[drudg30n]

pov plankton

[plankton-offical]

Can confirm

[plankton-offical]

i love ur blog sm pls don't go bald 🙏

I don’t know if you’ve noticed. But I don’t have hair

[playtime-co-offical]

Y'know I've been noticing an extreme lack of duck themed toys here lately... someone should change thatt....

[plankton-offical]

I will steal the secret formula for the living toys

[playtime-co-offical]

Only if you can get past our highly advanced security system

[plankton-offical]

how bad could it be? I’ll be in an out faster than a Scientology speedrun!

[playtime-co-offical]

We have giant living toys trained to kill intruders. And snipers.

[plankton-offical]

WHERE IN NUPTUNES NAME IS THE EXIT

[playtime-co-offical]

Most are blocked off, there is the entrance but I don't think you'll be able to get back to it

[plankton-offical]

IVE BEEN IN HERE FOR THREE DAYS KAREN GET ME OUT OF HERE

[plankton-offical]

i love you. you are evil yes

I’m very good at being evil. I’ve almost even stolen the secret formula!

[iron-offical]

I love graphs, just look at them

[plankton-offical]

this is the graph for how many times i attempted to steal the krabby patty secret formula

[the-rat12]

dang bru you were really lacking in 2005

[plankton-offical]

listen chum bucket stocks weren’t doing so good that year

[the-rat12]

"What is E?"

Trans women: Estrogen

Scientists: Estrogen

lame scientists: equal to M*C^2

[felinethropist]

musicians: E note

[plankton-offical]

EUGENE KRABS!!!!!!!!

[playtime-co-offical]

Y'know I've been noticing an extreme lack of duck themed toys here lately... someone should change thatt....

[plankton-offical]

I will steal the secret formula for the living toys

[playtime-co-offical]

Only if you can get past our highly advanced security system

[plankton-offical]

how bad could it be? I’ll be in an out faster than a Scientology speedrun!

[playtime-co-offical]

We have giant living toys trained to kill intruders. And snipers.

[plankton-offical]

WHERE IN NUPTUNES NAME IS THE EXIT

[playtime-co-offical]

Y'know I've been noticing an extreme lack of duck themed toys here lately... someone should change thatt....

[plankton-offical]

I will steal the secret formula for the living toys

[playtime-co-offical]

Only if you can get past our highly advanced security system

[plankton-offical]

how bad could it be? I’ll be in an out faster than a Scientology speedrun!

[playtime-co-offical]

Y'know I've been noticing an extreme lack of duck themed toys here lately... someone should change thatt....

[plankton-offical]

I will steal the secret formula for the living toys

[aceofpans]

”if whitewashing isn’t okay why is blackwashing?🤔” “why do they want to blackwash everything?” “Is blackwashing necessary” GET OUUUTTT. SHUT THE FUCK UP. MELANIN BEAAAMMMMM

[plankton-offical]

it’s not actually blackwashing they are just charred to a crisp from my death beam

[catboy1009-deactivated20260523]

[plankton-offical]

#killspongebob

[plankton-offical]

hey, I found another victim!

You were tuned purple through magic (lasts 1 day)

Enjoy being purple!

GET PRANKED!

@sans-the-skeleconch the rouge jester

Karen why am I purple

[plankton-offical]

You should know you’re one of my icons as a trans guy

Short king 👑

Hope you get the secret Krabby Patty formula or whatever

my influence grows...

[marimania]

what do you mean i'm scaring the hoes?? all i did was unleash The Plague™

[plankton-offical]

how about you release the secret formula instead huh?

[court-jester-offical]

… *scratches repeatedly at the door as I wait to be let inside because I forgot the key again* :(

[plankton-offical]

Karen the jester I hired forgot the key again, go let him in its cold outside

[pileofmaggotszx-deactivated2026]

i wish i was taller 😢

[the-rat12]

[gives you 2 cm of height] i know its not much, but i am but a tiny 5 inch long rat. i hope you come to appreciate my contribution

[plankton-offical]

hey look! 2cm of height, I've been looking for that. yoink!