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aj | 22 | he/him i say dumb shit and post some music

[badassdemonsword]

my uncle Clit got his leg blown off by a landmine in the War on Christmas

[angelicguy]

i dont think coffee creates a turd but instead irritates an already existing one. like a bull seeing a red cape

[beesmygod]

I accidentally found out one of my friends has a huge dick, and in a panic I blurted out “congratulations on the pipe, man.” What’s my next move after this

no you’re good. thhats the end of the transmission

[zootycoon-archive]

want a shirt that says YOU SHOULD FEEL VISCERALLY VIOLATED BY THE UNSTOPPABLE CORPORATE ENCROACHMENTS ON YOUR ATTENTION SPAN, BY THE FACT THAT YOU STARTLE LIKE A TRAINED ANIMAL AT EVERY NOTIFICATION, BOTH OVERSTIMULATED AND BORED, LETHARGIC AND JUMPY, WAITING FOR THE NEXT BIT OF VALIDATION WITH THE SAME SICKLY EXCITEMENT AND FEAR AS A GAMBLER AT THE TABLE

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

i want a shirt that says “monkey time” lol. and has a funny ape on it

[zootycoon-archive]

that aounds awesome i want that too

[supermarioblosblog]

Knock-a knock! Open the door! Itsa me!

[supermarioblosblog]

Please-a open the door!

[supermarioblosblog]

Open up-a! Hehe!

[supermarioblosblog]

Please

[lmaonade]

i saw you making a vegetable medley but not salting appropriately every time you added the next veggie in the cooking time order 

[2u3u1u2002dotcom-deactivated202]

At your military wife’s house washing my hair with your sons calming bedtime baby shampoo

[egberts]

youtuber with a beard merch be like *silhouette of a beard*

[angelhive]

When it shpuld be a silhouette of a cock...

[froganalogue]

?

[angelhive]

Whats not clicking

[nastywizard]

If she's your girl why is she tearing me asunder

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

You walk into the kitchen and I’m wearing gloves and goggles and welding a sandwich together

[viciousmeme]

[nailedtothebar]

If you see me at a bar drinking bottom shelf liquor in this shirt just please approach with caution

[aquafresh]

Literally don’t eat anything

[wallace-and-gromit-deactivated2]

what if i eat aquafresh

[aquafresh]

Yeah. What if you did.

[puyopuyo]

i just checked the wii forecast channel and it said lightning is going to shock everyone to death

[lmaonade]

im literally not gonna say it again 

[lmaonade]

i meant legs fuck 

[ihavehugemuscles-deactivated202]

fixed it for you!

[lmaonade]

NO!

[ewaneneollav]

Dog taught how to use toilet , End days , End times , End of days

[hustlerose]

hey be cool thats drum n bass legend dj penis addiction