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[scavengedluxury]

Clinic. Nottingham, April 2012.

[catchymemes]

[nyancrimew]

that one hot goth outside the diy venue smoking her menthols while u nervously try to remember how to talk to people

[deresjot]

(via Facebook)

[scavengedluxury]

Deserted arcade, Torremolinos. November 2012.

[tristonrobinson]

RIP Bill Oddie. Goodies intro and theme tune.

[tristonrobinson]

Thamesmead postcard. thamesmeadcommunityarchive.org.uk

[tristonrobinson]

The end of Estella Road flats, Portsmouth. From: architectonictravels

[tristonrobinson]

The short-lived and not much mourned Portsdown Park, North of Portsmouth.

[geopsych]

Me this morning: I’ll miss this path. I wonder if it will miss me. The path:

[everythingfox]

He’s having a pedicure

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[bongwater-jpeg]

[virtualgirladvance]

never wanted to pray for someone before

[jaimiofalltrades]

Oh my god, we need to get her out

[hppjmxrgosg]

"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.

the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.

this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.

therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:

- being a cow

- being an almond

- being a woman

- being a coconut

- being in the omegaverse

- being an oat

(list is exemplary and not finite)

in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.

[hppjmxrgosg]

you shut your mouth.

[booksandchainmail]

is there anything as good as lying in a sunbeam

[gobusto]

telling the truth in a sunbeam #honesty

[computationalcalculator]

[ominous-signs]

Official terrifying sign

[depsidase]

[depsidase]

[oatmealdiva]

t’es woke toi 😦🫵 toi t’es un woke left😔🙄 tu supporte les trans pis les pronoms toi 🤨🏳️‍⚧️ veux-tu savoir mes pronoms? 🥱🔥 mes pronoms? 😳😤 que/bec. fran/çais. bar/be/que. go/habs/go.🍁🏒 bleu pis rose 💙🌹 toi c’est quoi tes pronoms? vas-y. dis moj tes pronoms?🧐😪 joe/bi/den? ru/paul? 🤭😒 j’vas prier pour toi 🫤🙏