Deranged in many ways

Blog entirely for hornyposting Minors DNI

[plants-and-the-bees]

21 years old

Sometimes you just gotta have a space to be a freak openly. I have given myself that space. I’ll be posting just random sexual thoughts, probably some smut fics, and some sexual art

100% sub and a bottom, t4t mostly but i don’t really care that much.

Please don’t interact if you’re under 18. I will block you if you’re a minor

My DMs and asks are always open <3

Edit, I have made a new blog for NSFW fandom thoughts, go follow @venusfucktrap if you’re interested:)

-🌱

[follow-fatguarddog-deactivated2]

We all deserve to have a long monster tongue probing deep inside us and stretching our holes at least once

[plants-and-the-bees]

Holy shit I've found your despicable horny blog /pos

Hellllllooooooooo fellow freak :>

HIIIIIII :3 i also have @venusfucktrap thats specifically for the fandom freak horny shit lol if ur interested <3

[pretty-pink-kiwi-pup]

Last time I visited my gf I "charged" her ten kisses for something, and she straddled me, pulled me in and started making out with me for like 15 seconds before pulling back and saying "one" and I didnt even have time to fully process the implications before she was back in for the second kiss and uh... well I dont remember much of the next 10 minutes other than an overwhelming sense of happiness and my face burning red >/////<

[cannibalrobot]

I NEED TO SUCK DICK

[plants-and-the-bees]

every day the urge to sell my nudes grows stronger and stronger and every day the only thing holding me back continues to be the rejection sensitivity

[faeriefag]

"why suck a strap?" have we all forgotten the beauty of theatre? have we truly fallen so far as to think the mind mustn't be pleasured too?

[plants-and-the-bees]

someone should. be eating me out rn it is so very unfair theyre not

[godlikedyke]

im sorry i said that i wanted to replace your tendons and muscles with thin spectral cords of myself so i could draw you up and pull you around like my puppet. in retrospect that was kind of a weird thing to say and most people don’t wanna get possessed or whatever. could i instead coil myself around you like snakes and move you how i want with more brute force? is that more normal

[asphyxiated-lungs]

wanna come over and be my weighted blanket?

[valtsv]

one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

[valtsv]

"omg is this like a fetish for you or something 😅🤣" NOT EVERYTHING IS A FETISH!!! "you have such interesting hobbies" no uh . that one is a fetish actually.

[dragongirlteeth]

It's such a disappointment that tearing someone's throat out with your teeth kills them. Sex would be so much more fun if we could maul each other and come back from it.

[dragongirlteeth]

I think if you get killed in a sexual context the universe should just give you that one for free and let you go again.

[sweetstuffedstrawberries]

i'm being very brave and posting my pastry freak #mypastryfreak

(partially inspired by this beautiful post ! & there are closeups below the cut)

[plants-and-the-bees]

BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFULLLLLLLL

[vamptits]

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

[vamptits]

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

[cannibalrobot]

i need someone to have angry sex with. not in a way that i would be angry at the other person but if i come home from work mad because i had a shit day i want someone who will let me fuck them hard to get the energy out. and maybe choke them a little bit and/or kiss them so hungrily it's more tongue and teeth than anything else

[sinister-butch]

my purpose is actually just to spread her thighs and eat her out until she’s squirming then fucking a baby into her whilst she whimpers and cries about how fuzzy headed she is.

[fleshengine]

I want to be forcefully pet by at least two people. Like the way a group of people will gang up on a dog and pet it real hard and it loves it? I need that in my life. I need to not be able to keep track of the hands on my body.

[fleshengine]

Girl I felt faint writing it

[fleshengine]

This is the energy we’re going for btw. Except like… more hands…

Artist is sugarcollars on instagram btw.

[fleshengine]

Bringing this one back because I just found it randomly on my dash