Like A House On Fire

[remanence-of-love]

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[katherineaurora]

New email signature dropped

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[allegedly-human]

I will. I WILL!!

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[bruzum]

[normalcei]

Not all dogs have jobs and I think they should get to wear little vests too

[fwizard]

all i need is a sweet treat. and six thousand dollars

[smashcut]

[mushbeast]

My Child

[tylostoma]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[berrytart]

okay yeah i do think your filler is off putting and your botox makes you rigid and strange to look at

[junk-thunder]

[deeply concerned] whose pussy is this?

[honted]

can i borrow 1 thousing dollers

[autistobrat]

*seductively takes off glasses* wow you're fucking blurry