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|Josh |20|ESTP|

[valtsv]

[loverlv]

me: tries to sign into my google account

google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

[salami-dono]

My father says I complain a lot for someone who lives here for free. Whaaaat…?

I just asked him to rinse his plate so it would be easier for me to clean later!

[hampop]

[eightmonkeys-deactivated2022090]

eats a grape and a slice of cheese simultaneously: ratatouille

[starlightandtears]

Good morning, look what I found on Twitter

[astrodickology]

You’re a thicc one….Mr. Grinch

[squidwurd]

How the Grinch Stole Ya Man

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[eue]

when you got banned from all social media for harassing women so you got no place to vent except Microsoft Word and a printer

[sexyleftistsantaclause]

[bellamynochillblake]

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we? 

[im-reddie]

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

[bellamynochillblake]

oh you sweet summer child 

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

The gays looking for porn after Tumblr’s new adult content updates

[baekphia]

maybe if john green hadnt talked about cock being one of his favorite tastes we wouldn’t be in this big mess 🙄

[looqa]

[queer0penguin-deactivated202411]

[adonischildsupportcase]

I JUST told somebody about me flying on spirit awhile ago & someone got into a fight with a stewardess & nobody broke it up.

We was just watching them 2 bitches fight in the sky.

[bidoof]

Grimes: *Accidentally breaks one of the cars* Oopsie

The Tesla Factory Oompa Loompas: *Emerge from the shadows* Oompa Loompa doopity doo…….

Elon Musk: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not yet…..

Tesla Oompa Loompas: *Silently withdraw back into the shadows…..for now*

[meanplastic]

[the-memedaddy]

me_irl

[favoritelatina]

[moonkitty]

writer from 200 years ago: heres a simple story about a man on a boat with no underlying themes

english teachers:

[cottoncatking]

[meggory84]

IKEA bringing the SÅLT

[gunpowder-tea]

that guys comment says so much about the american nationalism and attitudes towards other countries