K I L L E R ♡ B A R B I E !

[tiffanyisbi]

[f-yeah-askmemes]

♡ valentine’s day starters, fluff edition

{ the angst edition is here! }

“you are so cheesy.”

“i didn’t know you were a romantic.”

“oh my god. i can’t believe you did this.”

“wait, let me get a picture!”

“you are absolutely ridiculous.”

“i have the perfect day planned out.”

“i made it myself.”

“i made it myself, which explains why it’s a little burnt.”

“i tried making it myself, but i figured food poisoning doesn’t make for a very good valentine’s day present.”

“has anyone ever told you that you have a funny idea of romantic?”

“where are we going to put a bear that big?”

“did i just hear a bark?”

“when you said you were planning something big, i didn’t expect it to be this big…”

“i told you you didn’t have to do anything!”

“this might be the happiest day of my life.”

“how did you know my favorite chocolate flavor?”

“help me find a vase for these flowers?”

“this holiday seems like the best opportunity to ask you out.”

“i know a place that sells hot chocolate with heart-shaped froth.”

“i want to make you this happy for the rest of your life.”

“is today a good day to say i think i love you?”

“i think i’m in love with you.”

“i love you.”

“i love you so much. you know that, right?”

“…that’s for me?”

“…are those flowers?”

“…i didn’t get you anything, though.”

“you didn’t have to.”

“you alone are enough.”

[plasticbride-blog1]

       BARBIE…

                               EAT YOUR HEART OUT !

[plasticbride-blog1]

plasticslasher:

                    ❛ Kiss me. ❜

@plasticbride​

‘ oh chucky ‘ her usual raspy voice is a little more bearable, sultry even. tiffany saunters over and sits on his lap, giggling as perfect pink lips pucker up for a kiss. 

[kxllermemes-blog]

POSSESSIVE SENTENCE STARTERS.

 you are mine, you will always be mine.

no one will ever love you like i do.

you belong to me.

i want you all to myself.

only i can kiss you.

only i can love you.

you won’t see anyone else when you’re with me.

you are mine to love.

you won’t go anywhere without telling me first.

don’t you love me?

say you love me, and only me.

only i can love you.

if you leave me, i’ll kill you.

every part of you is mine.

you are mine to torment.

say that i’m yours.

tell me how much you love me.

[lovelustquotes]

[plasticbride-blog1]

MUSE’S   WORST   TRAITS.

aggressive   /   callous  /   cannibal   /   careless  /   compulsive   /   cowardly   /   domineering  /   envious   /   greedy   /   hypocritical   /   impatient   /   impolite   /   incompetent   /   kidnapper  /   lazy   /   liar  /   materialistic   /   murderer /   obsessive  /   overcritical   /  overemotional   /   patronising   /   sarcastic  /  self - indulgent  /   serial  killer   /   torturer   /  touchy   /   traitorous   /   unclean   /  unpredictable   /   untidy   /   vain   /   vengeful

tagged by:  i forgot who lmfao damn goldfish mind tagging:  anyone who wants !

[plasticbride-blog1]

[ghostsandgoblins]

[gosh]

[penguin-memes-blog]

tell me your honest opinion of my portrayal

[randomrpbullshit]

LOVE & SEXUALITY & RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS

[magicbound-a]

randomrpbullshit:

send a symbol to find out:

💓 When did they have their first crush? ❤ Have they ever been in love? 💕 How easily do they fall in love? 💖 How do they say ‘I love you’ without really saying it? 😕 Have they ever said ‘I love you’ without meaning it? 👀 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a friends with benefits relationship? 💋 How old were they when they had their first kiss? 🚗 When did they go on their first date? 🌹 What is their idea of a perfect date? 🔑 At what point would they move in with a partner? 💟 What is their stance on PDA? 🍵 Do they prefer to ask out a partner or be asked? 👥 What is my muse’s sexual & romantic orientation? 💦 When did they lose their virginity? ⁉ Have they ever questioned their sexuality? 💡 What made them realize their sexuality? 💌 When was their first serious relationship? 💘 What was their most serious relationship? 💝 What was their most recent serious relationship? 💗 What advice would they give a potential partner about making their relationship last if they could with no judgment? 💫 Have they ever been hit/struck by a partner? ❌ What is the biggest mistake they make in their relationships? 💥 What was their worst relationship? 😓 Have they ever cheated on a partner? 😢 Have they ever been cheated on by a partner? 💞 Would they ever enter/have they ever entered into a polyamorous relationship? 😭 When was their first breakup? 💔 What was their worst breakup? 👍 What was their most amicable breakup? 🌙 Have they ever had a one night stand? 🍷 How far would they go on a first date? 💍 Would they ever get married? 💎 Would they rather propose or be proposed to? 💒 What kind of wedding would they want to have? 👶 Do they want children? 🍼 Could a partner ever change their mind on children? ❔ Ask your own question!

[plasticbride-blog1]

12.

headcanon / accepting !

FAVORITE BOOK GENRE?

     Tiffany is very into self-help type of books. Voodoo for Dummies comes in handy when wanting to bring back your killer boyfriend or when wanting to quit murdering people cold turkey. It takes a lot of work and books help Tiffany in so many ways.

[plasticbride-blog1]

       BARBIE…

                               EAT YOUR HEART OUT !

[plasticbride-blog1]

Tiff you're really nice and pretty , could you maybe adopt me ?

mother’s day / accepting !

       ❝ i do have a big home and i’m sure the twins would love a new brother orsister. oh what the hell, come here sweetface -- come to mommy ! ❞

[soothsaying]

The Excessively Detailed Headcanon Tumblr Meme

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Send me some numbers and a character name and I will tell you:

What does their bedroom look like?

Do they have any daily rituals?

Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

Eating habits and sample daily menu

Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

Makeup?

Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

Intellectual pursuits?

Favorite book genre?

Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

Biggest and smallest short term goal?

Biggest and smallest long term goal?

Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

Favorite beverage?

What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

What is their biggest regret?

Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

Most prized possession?

Thoughts on material possessions in general?

Concept of home and family?

Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

What makes them feel guilty?

Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?

What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

How misanthropic are they?

Hobbies?

How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

Religion?

Superstitions or views on the occult?

Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

How do they express love?

If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

[plasticbride-blog1]

’ Where is all the knives? Did you use them all? Again? ’

gore / accepting !

❝ this again? i told you, knives belong in the nineties or in my kitchen, not for stabbing some asshole ! ❞ tiffany shook her head and stood in front of her knife drawer.