Speaking from the fart

This is a blog about farts. FFS I DO NOT HAVE A FART FETISH STOP TRYING TO HIT ME UP I JUST THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY BECAUSE IM A GROWNUP WITH A CHILDISH SENSE OF HUMOUR

[diarrheic]

No ones an atheist when the toilet clogs

[plasticbutthole]

Your gut flora should be called your fecalsystem

[innerchildabortionclinic]

nurse who takes your urine sample, goes "EWWWW THIS IS PEE" and drops it then runs away

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

[bigsharter666]

how it feels when a massive fart cures your tummy ache

[bigsharter666]

god forbid a white boy turn up his swag (tummy growling in the silent library, sounds exactly like a fart)

[bigsharter666]

whos tummy is makin fart noises from the inside while in a quiet enclosed space 😎

can we have a support group. please

[bella-but-not-hadid444]

i was in an exam today and my tummy had the nerve to go GEHRGGRHRGRGFGRGGRGRHF while there were fucking crickets

[bigsharter666]

its always when im nervous too. and then im nervous people think im ripping ass in the library. so my tummy goes RRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH. and then im nervous people think im ripping ass in the library. you get the picture.

[diarrheic]

Cottagecore is all fun and games until it's your turn to clean up the outhouse

[thedogeveryonehates]

Butthole Wrapped™️ damn girl you a big shitter

[sionisjaune]

mutuals please tell me what your username means to you! after some reflection I realize I have no idea what most of your urls mean and I’m really interested to know!

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[nothingnewfortrashlikeyou]

[dw]

farding like crazy at work

[diarrheic]

your welcome

[charl0ttan]

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

[akashicrecord]

Good luck booking that colonoscopy you speak of

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[dreadwedge]

salad is mostly items

[diarrheic]

Like poo, poo, and more juicy poo

[kushblazer666]

[nitrobishop]