Speaking from the fart

This is a blog about farts. FFS I DO NOT HAVE A FART FETISH STOP TRYING TO HIT ME UP I JUST THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY BECAUSE IM A GROWNUP WITH A CHILDISH SENSE OF HUMOUR

[diarrheic]

No ones an atheist when the toilet clogs

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Dear Lord Please Fart On My Body Amen

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(lady gaga voice) fart it out, walk a mile

[frogmoss1]

Squirt it stinky shitty style

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love Kesha's new song Fart On Me Good at the Trailer Park

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[captainbutterfield]

How's it going, Tumblr???

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It's going. I am once again cocooned in a foul miasma of my own making. And I'm at Tesco in the soup aisle..

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Rb to fart on prev

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*farting so loud you can feel it* mistress will see you now...

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my women followers watching me post about cum and farts and big wet male asses

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Actually Pearl would understand completely

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No babe that wasn't a fart you just got me purring

[larval-tear]

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

[diarrheic]

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me as the office siren: *farts in my pencil skirt, starts crying because its so loud that I got scared*

[haierld]

Cock

[sodom-hussein]

a

[plasticbutthole]

doodle

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doo

[sodom-hussein]

This allergy season I'm using a neti pot to douche

[akashicrecord]

Fuck a personal blog yall are gonna soak up every aspect in 4K

[diarrheic]

like a diaper

[riverlarking]

how it feels to be annoying online

[dw]

closing tonight 🫩

[diarrheic]

Opening tonight

[thesituation]

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

[thesituation]

you’re scaring me