moved to todorokislion

inactive blog

[plasticfountain-archive]

in case yall haven’t figured out i am massively inactive on this blog- but i am active on @todorokislion i forgot i had this blog

[plasticfountain-archive]

@soontobedrifter asked me to describe myself in ten pictures on my camera roll (not downloading any new ones)

i rag anyone who wants to !!

[bluehairedspidey]

ryan continuing to bring shane to haunted locations despite him being Like That:

[thecommonchick]

[emotionallyoffline]

[poinsciuri]

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

[poinsciuri]

no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize

[rabnerd28]

every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment

[movedtobitchphobic]

on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man

[unclefather]

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[sensiblesnail-deactivated201907]

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

[slowspinningredemption]

[finalfantasyvii]

logged the fuck in

[straightpeoplereceipts]

straight people cant

[straightpeoplereceipts]

like they literally dont

[purrseus-deactivated20191103]

they absolutely shouldnt either

[straightpeoplereceipts]

and they wont!

[dankmemeuniversity]

[macklesufficient]

anyone else here a fool? a hooligan? an oaf with a phd in bufoonery?

[onlytwitterpics]

[pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird]

Tracking Service, as helpfully as possible: Your order is out for delivery! It should arrive by 8 PM today!

Me, sitting by the door at 8:12 AM: pakige

[diet-poison]

This is so fucking funny

[aliiiiiiice]

[pietriarchy]

from now on the system is gonna skip from 68 notes straight to 70 just to be safe