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financial goals: bathtub that’s deep enough for me to be 100% fully submerged; preferably one of those triangle corner ones. Also maybe being debt free but the tub comes first

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me, 8 years old, sitting in the largest bathtub that they have on display in the Home Depot:

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Tonight at the gym a man who looked like fuckin Thor asked me out and when I told him I was a lesbian he goes “oh. Chill. You know, my sister and I work out a lot together. She’ll be here tomorrow, same time.”

Like…did Thor just wingman me?

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I would expect nothing less from Thor really

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bruh

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everything about this… this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drumming….. aesthetic

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Lyrics in Faroese:

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin djúpt í míni sál í míni sál Í hjartanum logar brennandi bál brennandi bál

Trøllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg Trøllabundin inn í hjartarót í hjartarót Eyga mítt festist har ið galdramaður stóð

English translation:

Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire

Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heart’s root, my heart’s root

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Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz I’m definitely getting the shivers.

Btdubs, the singer is Eivør Pálsdóttir.

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Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics

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shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left

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I know the islands are owned by Denmark but this reminds me so much of Iceland

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pics that make you go harrumph

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stevecock

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corrective action

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be the change you want to see in the world

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from an askReddit thread about wildest shit you’ve seen at parties

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tom holland is the human embodiment of “!!!!!”

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I feel like he’s more of a “?????” because homeboy always lost and confused

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i’d say he’s more “??!!!” because even tho he’s lost & confused bby boy is super hyped about it

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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This is not circus but is something very Scottish and highly patriotic.

Basically, Glasgow does anti-Trump better than anywhere in the world. If ever there was a reason for Scottish pride. A not-circus post that simply had to be shared. Especially since 99% of my followers are not Scottish and it’s important to share the culture.