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[wavymama-deactivated20150522]

Friendship is not background noise to your love life!!!! Friends are not secondary characters in your romance plot!!!!

Fall in love with your friends! Treat them well! Treasure your friendships!

[egberts]

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

when he finally hit it right

[dilfweed]

Delete this

[godscythe]

you cant just BEAT your meat anymore ….learn to love yourself….TREAT that meat…!

[estradiol]

making fun of small dick energy isn’t anti body positive fools. it’s about your spiritual dick. your soul cock. u can have a small dick and have the biggest dick energy in the world. dick energy transcends human form u cowards

[deathmoth-deactivated20181229]

What did I just read

[gothspitt]

the truth 

[dragon108090]

I love fanatics.

[estradiol]

i diagnose u with small dick energy

[the-memedaddy]

[kimreesesdaughter]

Do not be afraid to ask someone "do you like me?"...."is this going anywhere?"...."is this just going to be a sexual thing?...etc.

Do not help someone waste your time. Speak up.

[thequeenofurdreams]

I’ve been getting some good ass advice form Tumblr this weekend, but this post right here was what I really needed. Thank you.

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[hotnight]

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[asia1ei]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[canthinkofaurl-deactivated20221]

delete this

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fortzancudo]

[cunt-candle-deactivated20151006]

i cant tell if im really nice but secretly an asshole or an asshole but secretly really nice

[princessdanhowell]

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

*adjusts my tinfoil hat* y’all are crazy

[clotair]

i wish no one knew anything about me