Mbti

[player-17]

Entp: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Intj:

Intj: Entp, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Entp: * Sips coffee from bowl*

[player-17]

Intj: Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Enfp: Because their hands are too sh-

Intj: Because they're all dead.

[player-17]

Estp: Must you always attack me with words?

Intj: You want me to use rocks?

[player-17]

[player-17]

[player-17]

Entp, rolling down the car window: What seems to be the problem officer?

Cop: Get the FuCk out of my car!

[player-17]

Intp: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Intj: What?

Intp: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Intj: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered?"

[player-17]

Entj: You know those things will kill you, right?

Entp, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Intj, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Intp: * Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

[player-17]

Intj: You guys worried about Entp?

Intp: Totally!

Entj: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?"

Intj: And what'd you say?

Entj: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno."

Intp:

Intj: They're lucky to have you as a friend.

[player-17]

*In a horror movie situation*

Intj: I've got no service in my phone here.

Entj: Shoot, my battery just died.

Entp: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with a hammer.

Intp: Guys, my phone is a book.

[player-17]

Intp: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Entp: That's deep.

Entj: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.

Entp: That's deeper.

Intj: ...You guys are idiots.

[player-17]

Intp: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Entj: What's that?

Intp: Remorse code.

Entj: I'm even angrier now.

[player-17]

Intj: Enfp... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?

Enfp: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.

Intj:

Intj: I wrote sanitize, Enfp.

[player-17]

Enfp: Can I be frank with you guys?

Intj: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Estp: Can I still be Estp?

Entp: Shh, let Frank speak.

[player-17]

Intj: Dammit, entp!

Entp: What?! It wasn’t me!

Intj: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, entj!

Entj: Not me either.

Intj: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Intp: *whistles*

[player-17]

Intj: Time for plan G.

Entp: Don't you mean plan B.

Intj: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Entp: What about plan D?

Intj: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Entj: What about plan E?

Intj: I'm hoping not to use it. Entp die in plan E.

Entj: I like plan E.

[player-17]

Intp: I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.

Intj: Only if you don't ask why.

Intj: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag* Choose one.

Intp:

Intj:

Intp: This one will do.