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Not today Justin
i don't do bad sauce passes
almost home
Cosmic Funnies
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izzy's playlists!
noise dept.
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Three Goblin Art
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@playps
Listen, “asshole with a heart of gold” is a good trope but you know what we need more than that???
Dumbass with a heart of gold. Just, a complete moron who cares a whole fucking lot. An idiot who would die for a stranger. A goddamn dimwit so fucking in love with someone that they’d do anything for ‘em.
S I M O N
Ily: I love you ilysm: I love you so much Ssiaaiahilwh: Simon Snow is alive. and I am hopelessly in love with him
How did a grown-ass adult accuse a child of sexual assault?
Teresa Klein was in a new york bodega buying 2 bags of kitty litter when the 9 year old walked by. Klein claimed the boy sexually assaulted her by grabbing her ass, and called the cops.
the cops viewed the bodega cameras and saw the 9 year old was wearing a bulky backpack and brushed her as he passed by. But Klein turned around and started screaming at the mother and the 9 year old, and people in the bodega started filming her yelling and calling the cops. Other customers can be heard in the footage confronting Klein, with one woman telling her, “Nobody wants to touch your flat ass.”
i’m glad he didn’t forgive her.
Good.
instead of shaming women into shaving and putting on makeup society needs to start bullying more men into……like……at least wearing deodorant
SHAME MEN INTO WASHING THEIR HANDS AFTER USING THE RESTROOM! I DONT CARE IF YOU “”DIDNT TOUCH IT”” WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS
This is just The Magnus Institute.
Nope.
They have a gas-based firefighting system instead of sprinklers for obvious reasons. It does lower the percentage of oxygen in the building, but not enough to kill anyone.
I found this by googling “Yale library fire oxygen.” It was literally the first result.
Fact-checking is your friend.
It’s true. It’s not the fire suppression system that kills you. The Librarians come and personally murder you for starting a fire in a library. But you didn’t start a fire you say? No matter. You are collateral damage. Everybody gets killed to show that arsonists have no chance of escaping justice
taylor: originally planned to do a countdown with her posts
y’all: developing crazy ass theories that were correct
taylor, realizing what y’all are doing and changing her plans:
Simon Snow serenading Baz in public on the tube. smash that reblog button if you agree
if you see this post you’re legally obligated to reply to it with your current favorite song
one day at a time season three appreciation » elena alvarez “like a lesbian jesus? i love that! because i have long hair, i’m a really good carpenter, and i look real good in birkenstocks.”
*butler hands me a wax-sealed envelopè* your callout post, sir
a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog
*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*
Do you guys want to hear a really good idea I have for a production of Hamlet?
Heck yeah
do u accept constructive criticism
No.
It’s what Shakespeare would’ve wanted
What does this even mean
It means you McPress McF to McPay McRespects
ITS TIME TO STOP
City girls buy vibrators. Stone age girls make yabba-dabba do.
I wanna fucking yabba-dabba die
HAHAHA WE HAVE REACHED PEAK MEME
