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@basiltons-charmed-life
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I donāt really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean itās a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hatā¦
Nothing ventured, nothing gainedā¦
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THATāS AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of peopleā¦
wait, does that mean?
oh boyā¦ā¦.
Luckily, this nonsense doesnāt work on girls.
Observeā¦
ITāS GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It canāt be true.
And it canāt possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so farā¦
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
ā¦ Actually ā¦
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Canāt be that bad!
ā¦.
ā¦oh my godā¦
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmmā¦ I wonder
Iām sure nothing could possiblyā¦
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at onceā¦
Never not reblog
ITāS ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
I can never not reblog this
sight seeing
prompted by the amazing crazzzedope who likes to send me inspiration in extremely in depth ways. nsfw and based off this gif
The hotel suite on the sixteenth floor of the Hotel Blanc it exquisite and luxurious in its design. The California king size bed is covered in white, fluffy blankets that smell of rain and clean cotton. The furniture is gold accented, the table blown glass, and there is even a large vase of lilies in the entry way, placed delicately by the complimentary tower of fruit and chocolates. It also features a whole wall of floor to ceiling windows. Theyāre framed in black iron, ornate large panes that showcase the setting sun over the city. It shatters hues of crimson, tangerine, and golden rod over the ceiling, turning the room a golden cornucopia of dying light.
Inside the room, under normal circumstances, Agron would probably think the view is beautiful. Heās probably enjoy the shimmering architecture, Instagram a shot of the way the sunlight gleams on the fountains, point out to his boyfriend how the city is coming to life with neon lights and music. He would notice all of this if he wasnāt completely preoccupied by pistoning his hips forward, slamming his cock deep inside Nasirās tight, wet heat.
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he who makes a beast of himself
For @crazzzedopen who requested agron washing nasirās hair and then sex. of course, i had to add in angst.
Room is tucked in far corner of villa, cavernous and decadent in design. Blue and white tiles line floor, bath cut deep into smooth stone, three steps leading into the water. A thin curtain of white linen has been stretched over wide doorway, a haphazard attempt at privacy from sounds of others moving around villa. Their voices still echo though, a chorus of laughter and song in wake of battle.
It is luxury not often allowed in midst of rebellion, moments stolen without prying eye or needed council, and yet one which Nasir cherishes above all others. Agron had guided them swiftly through walls of villa almost as if man possessed, pressing heated kisses to Nasirās neck and quick fingers to scatter armor along footās path. Now water curls around them, staining slowly as they scrub the blood and grim of battle from skin.
āYou fought well today,ā Agron murmurs, drags soap along line of Nasirās shoulders. āTo rival any fucking gladiator.ā
āAny?ā Nasir raises brow, scrubbing dried blood from under nail. āEven the Great Beast from East of the Rhine?ā
āA foolish name given by Roman shits. I was not only gladiator from such place.ā Agron huffs words as hands turn firm, digging into where knot of tension twists at base of Nasirās neck.
āWh-Oh fuck,ā Nasir dissolves, collapsing back to Agronās chest, eyelashes fluttering. Pleasure curls warm in chest, skin tingling as Agron rotates pads of fingers, stimulating deep. āWhat would you have had them call you?ā
āNothing.ā Agron answers easily, hands still intent upon sore ache in Nasirās spine. āThey should call me nothing but death, for they will meet it by my hand.ā
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melt in your mouth kind of lovinā
Agron pushes his fingers into Nasirās hair, brushes it back from his face. Sweat is making it curl, sticking to his forehead and temples, stringy down his back. Heās panting hard, arms hooked over Agronās shoulders, lips bitten raw and eyes wild. Theyāve been at this for what feels like hours, windows fogged up and leather seats slick. Ā Agron canāt see the dashboard light from where heās stretched out across the backseat, arms wrapped tight around Nasirās body, but he doesnāt really fucking care. All that matters are Nasirās nails scratching at his chest, the passing headlights gleaming on his bronze skin.
āBaby,ā Agron growls, watches Nasirās eyes dilate in the light of a passing diesel. āCome on. Shit.ā
āI want it. Fuck me.ā Nasir snarls, hisses the words through his teeth. He slides his hands over Agronās throat, arches his back as much as he can and rolls his hips.
Agronās palms skid over Nasirās ribs, palm his ass and thrusts up. He canāt even remember what prompted this, a lingering look from stranger at the bar tonight. A careless phone number written on a damp napkin. It was one lingering look and suddenly Nasir was all hands, gripping and pushing, wanting to leave right now.
He doesnāt fucking care. Agron only has eyes for Nasir, can barely focus on anything else when heās in a room. It drives everyone crazy, but they donāt get to see this. The cosmic fucking way the two of them collide, all skin and sweat and the lingering taste of them. Agron wouldnāt trade anything for it.
āAgron!ā Nasir wails, clamping his hand down on the front seatās headrest, eyes rolling back in his head.
He shoots hard, abs flexing and thighs tight around Agronās hips. He barely gets a gasp in, a short inhale before Agronās turned them over, pinning Nasir down. He takes what he wants and keeps a hand around the back of Nasirās neck to keep him still. It protects him from slamming his head against the door, moaning as Agron fucks him through his aftershocks, after his body is still trembling with pleasure.
āYouāre mine.ā Nasir mumbles, face wet with tears and sweat.
āYeah, baby boy, Iām all yours. No one else can have me.ā Agron pants into Nasirās ear, bites hard on his neck to hear Nasir cry out again. āYouāre so good for me. So tight. Come on.ā
Nasir knows what Agron wants even if he doesnāt get a change to say the words. He loops his legs over Agronās ribs, squeezes him tight so his hole turns into a vice. It milks Agronās cock, forces him feverish and desperate as he thrusts into Nasir hard enough to make the car rock. It canāt last like this, too good, too fucking sweat with the way Nasir is panting Agronās name under his breath. When Agron comes it feels like a fucking tidal wave, hips slamming rough against Nasirās ass, his mouth smothering Nasirās wail.
The come down is slow. The leather seats are slick with sweat and lube and come, but they somehow manage to slide over, Agron sprawled out as much as he can be, Nasir resting on top of him, thighs still open with Agron nestled inside.
āWas all of this really because you got a little jealous at the bar?ā Agron teases gently, strokes his fingers down Nasirās spine.
āYou donāt see the way people look at you.ā Nasirās reply is muffled, half pressed to Agronās shoulder. āYou walk into a place and itās like face down, ass up starts playing.ā
āBaby,ā Agron laughs, craning his neck so he can see Nasirās face. āThatās not true.ā
āI saw a guy rub his dick when you leaned on the counter. It was like some fucking buffet.ā Nasir mutters, ghosting his fingers over Agronās pec.
āIām more of a one-man meal,ā Agron reassures, tilting Nasirās chin to kiss him. They make out for a while, slow and heavy, the car tucked far enough away from the main road to be safe. Itās been quiet for a while when Agron slowly raises Nasir up, watching his thighs trembling.
āWhat?ā Nasir asks, staring at Agronās wide grin.
āI just figured, since weāre stuck on the meal metaphor, I might as well get desert.ā Agron shrugs one shoulder, easing Nasir up his body.
āDesert?ā Nasir is too blissed out to catch on, staring dazedly down at Agron, eyes glasses. It doesnāt last as Agron pulls him the rest of the way, mouth between his legs. Nasir forgets why he was even upset in the first place.
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amountā¦ā¦
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Homeā¦..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!Ā
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGICĀ
I need to believe in the heart of the postā¦
Oh? Wellā¦ *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
// When youāre ACTUALLY a victim, though. And people donāt FUCKING BELIEVE YOU.
Money Cats masterpost, to have your LIFE!! filled with money.
FUCK MAN
NOT RISKING THIS ONE
So much cats.
me when i get my student loan
this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth
#this is the only money cat i will reblog because itās actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)
OMG YOUāRE RIGHT
and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!
extremely lucky cat
I donāt even care if it actually works, Iām mostly reblogging because itās freaking adorable.
cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10
in case anyones interested in the other versions
http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html
Yāknow I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.
Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.
First that adorable lucky fish and now this adorable rich cat what am i doing with my life lol reblog forever
Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH YEAH
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDNāT REALIZE IT. I COULDNāT BREATHE.
JESUS.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
WORK, DAMNIT!
IT DIDNāT WORK FOR A MOMENT AND I HAD A MINI HEART ATTACK
FIRST TRY! I KNEW IT! I ALWAYS KNEW I WASNāT LIKE ALL THOSE MUGGLES! WHU THE BLOODY HELL AM I NOT AT HOGWARTS?! DUMBLEDORE GODDAMN IT!!
OH THANK GOD
hey mate you should probs give credit to whoever drew your mobile header and your icon because using someone else's art without credit really ain't a cool thing to do
I don't actually know who drew my header but I have been meaning to add credit anyway so it doesn't come across as me taking credit for the work for awhile but life happens and I forget, I'm not a rude person and I didn't do it on purpose but thank you for pointing it out to me and I have given credit in my profile description :)
reblog if you're GAY, support GAYS, or if you think it's COOL to PUNCH NAZIS
Baz: *phone starts ringing*
Fiona: *Looks to see who it is*
Fiona: OMG you still call your dad daddy?!?!?!
Baz: *Answers call whilst looking directly at Fiona*
Baz: Hey Simon
Fiona: *Faints*
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"How old were you when you had your first kiss?" I was 11 and I had braces at the time and they knocked my guys teeth and it was a very awkward situation
62 & 69
62: What makes you happy? My family, my friends, books, favourite TV shows and animals :) 69: Do you believe in soulmates? I do believe in them but whether people actually meet them and get to be with them is another story
I love your icon picture!!!!
Thank you!!!!!
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Question: Do you want a girlfriend or boyfriend?Ā
No I do not because I'm an asexual and aromantic that doesn't ever want to be in a relationship, sexual or not :)Ā
Question: What makes you laugh no matter what?Ā
Joe Suggs youtube collab video with Oli White calledĀ āBig Mouth Challengeā and all of his and Casper Leeās prank videos and playing cards against humanity with all my friends :)Ā
