ryspace

ryland all boy no division he/him 16

[sn-trix-stuff]

Yeah they've been in my brain for a while ngl 😶

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[all-consuming-rot]

i havent actually seen anyone make real food for their miis it's all been prescription drugs and cigarettes and bees or a combination of those

[notahorseindisguise]

this one . i missed this . that great you can go ahead and order it

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

[evilscum-deactivated20160223]

why would i do that lmao

[officialunitedstates]

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

[real-language-facts]

my infinite monkeys just wrote "penis". this is a good start

[ewoly5]

mine just wrote 'The Complete Works of Shakespeare', as in just those words. i feel they're just mocking me

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[rodserlingofficial]

I am strange and off-putting but honestly that's part of my charm.

[crabussy]

I asked my five year old cousin what he would do if there was a scary skeleton and he said "I would pour water on it and then kick it" and I've been losing my shit laughing crying about a wet skeleton for about fifteen minutes straight

[somuchforstardust]

first and foremost it documented this blur that had become our lives. this record more than any of the others has always reminded me of night time- both the anxiety of insomnia and the peace of being awake when everyone else is asleep. i remember before we released it i used like a security blanket listening and trying to fall asleep. i really appreciate everyone who gave this one a chance. 

INFINITY ON HIGH FEBUARY 6, 2007

[uhmuhummmuhhh]

only good additions being made trust

[venirush]

Cigarette cake

[izthewhiz]

mcr in 2022!! posted by demolitionlovers and photos taken by @devinsarno on insta :p

[playrepeatisoursalvation]

"you better not be radioactive mikey way when i get home" me: