This is a childrens' establishment

Welcome to Playtime Pizza! My name is Rose, I am the manager here. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!

[donitkitt]

pls watch this vid of my bf

[blimington-bear-deactivated2016]

[lobokujo-blog]

you know i didn’t expect that.

[crownflame]

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS BLACK MARKET KNOCK OFF MONStROSITY HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[saysarlacc-blog]

Me as an object.

[trillastrology]

The "slept till 3 pm and stayed in pjs for the rest of the day" squad

Taurus, Pisces, Leo, Scorpio, Cancer, Libra

[bogleech]

Anime pillow responds to your rubbing with moans and groans, gets angry if you get too grabby

When a time traveler from 1925 shows up and wants to know what technological miracles we have here in 2015 what the fuck are you even going to tell them

[vladtoly]

Please be patient with those who have anxiety

They say sorry a lot because they’re genuinely afraid they’ve insulted you somehow

They ask if they’re annoying because they genuinely think they’ve somehow annoyed you

They say things are ‘awkward’ because they can be uncomfortable in any situation, no matter who with, they don’t mean to personally hurt you

They cry because sometimes people and situations are too much, not because they’re looking for attention

They don’t text you a lot because they’re clingy, it’s because if you don’t reply, they think they’ve done something wrong

They can be set off by little things, so don’t say they’re overreacting when they panic

Please be patient with those who have anxiety

They only mean the best

[rialxoan]

[maderadearquitecto]

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

[babyseraphim]

imagine banging someone on that table

[captain-snark]

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

[morbidamusement]

noooooo stop

[sevey6]

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

[phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess]

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

[8bitatoms]

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

[portugals-satan]

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

[yummy-casburger-deactivated2020]

Parody of Cinderella -오-

[berniesandcastles-deactivated20]

a horse tried to get with the prince

[phangirl-landphil]

This will never not be adorable

[okiedoketm]

Their love was forbidden, but it was meant to be.

[dennys]

this was in the dennys tag. not sure why. definitely pleased.

[lychgate]

this is a really shitty photoset but its hard to find these images, THE POINT IS

i never ever see any posts highlighting the really sweet and inspiring parts of courage the cowardly dog, its always stuff about how ‘oh my god that episode fucked me up as a kid’ but damn guys theres some really emotionally beautiful parts too like come on guys highlight the great parts too

[anostalgicnerd]

[cactous]

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE PART OF THE WHOLE MOVIE

[sweetlypsychotic-blog]

I am in the Steven Universe fandom

•I will not tell you who you can and can’t cosplay based on race/gender/body type/etc. •I will not tell you who you can and can’t ship. •I will not shame your gemsona or bash you because the gem already exists in the show. •I will not tell you what you can or can’t draw in the fandom, NSFW or not. •I will be a decent mother fucking person. I’ve seen so many bad examples of the SU fandom lately and I just want you guys to know that there are still good sane people in the fandom.

[thisispawnee]

wait a minute

[sneakymedulla]

actually, no. don’t wait a minute. i will accept this. i would just clear the bullshit-factory from my mind, get sussed out, constantly have my shit together in every situation, and charged my entire being with creativity and awareness.

i am so down with this~

[omnicat]

Yes please.

[fenrir-kin]

No more depression. No more anxiety. No more losing my temper at stupid shit. No more crippling fear for the future… None of it. 

[40niyr-deactivated20140611]

You guys don’t think big enough.

Feeling motivated and pumped 24/7. Conscious access to your pattern-matching faculties and muscle and generic memory. Splinter your hemispheres and delegate different tasks for improved multi-tasking. Whatever it is you’re doing, from rocket science to playing Starcraft for a living, you’d be dominating the field in a decade.

[tycoondashie-deactivated2014011]

not big enough. with 100% brain power you can learn anything much faster than anyone on earth and master it at a record pace, you could out program entire companies, out smart geniuses, never sleep as you can rest your brain in phases become the all powerful being.

[promiseofahero]

every post on this site always ends with world domination has anyone noticed that

[sleepyoshi]

Super Mario Sunshine was released on July 19th in Japan which Bowser Jr made his first appearance. Happy Birthday Bowser Jr.!

[playtime-pizza-blog]

about 1/3 of the mom squad and they don’t even have kids 

Sirica: 

age: 24

height: 7′1

weight: like 213 but she’s also 7ft tall and muscular so

race: black/pretty bad vitilligo

/you can’t really see but her eyes are blue

she’s also a boxer so not only is she hot but she can kick your ass but she’s also married but ill explain that more later on

Marina:

age: 23

height:5′2

weight: 163 lbs. but only bc she’s chubby

race: mexican

they had to replace the glass countertops in the pizzeria with stone ones because marina kept jumping on them and they broke

I think i already explained rose but imma do it again: 

age:23

height: 5′10

weight: like 132 idk

race: japanese but she dyes her hair

she’s not a lesbian ok she’s just not

[rhaegara]

sex-positive asexuals are people who are willing to have sex.

sex-repulsed asexuals are people who want nothing to do with sex.

sex-neutral asexuals are people who are indifferent about sex.

all types of asexuals do not experience sexual attraction, but that does not define their sex life, nor does it mean their sexuality is invalid.

[anjinho-de-cores]

important important important

[beekeepercain]

attdoctor-prophet:

*raises hand* I have a question.  How can an asexual person have sex with someone, if they’re not sexually attracted to them?

An asexual’s body is perfectly functional. It reacts to touch just like anyone else’s, meaning, an asexual will experience physical arousal and likely feel appropriate pleasure from sex when touched in a way that feels good to them personally. Asexuality isn’t the lack of sexual functions, it’s the lack of sexual attraction only, and sex can be present without specific attraction. For example, a sex positive asexual might have a what appears to be a quite active sex life for other reasons than attraction solely; emotional bonding, physical pleasure, relaxation and fun are just some reasons to like sex, even with the “kicker” being gone from the act.

The lack of sexual attraction doesn’t automatically mean a partner is undesirable to an ace - it just means they aren’t specifically attractive in that certain way. Other motivations may take over, or they may not.

[wizqevelynart-deactivated201605]

Wow, thank you for this! Posts like these are really helping me to understand asexuality a lot more, and I am super appreciative of that.

[veritinme]

A FUCKING MEN

[misandry-mermaid]

I’ve heard a good analogy about this: Being an asexual and having sex is like not being hungry but eating anyway. You don’t feel the physical desire to eat, but that doesn’t mean your body is incapable of chewing, swallowing, and digesting food. Asexuality is a lack of sexual desire, not a lack of ability to engage in sex.

[oliviaandblue-deactivated201509]

If we were dating...

[telvi1]

finish it in my ask. 

[incorrectaotquotes]

I laugh at gravity all the time. Hahaha, gravity…

Hange Zoe (via incorrectaotquotes)