✨PLazybones✨

P or Bones | any pronous | panromantic ace | obsessed with fictional people | i avoided minecraft for a couple of years only to came to thinking about flower husbands for hours | maily aftg, life series, epic

[undertheinfluencex1]

there’s nothing casual about the way i feel anything

[kisseism]

"omg you remembered!" of course i did. I have a file on you

[moreauver]

neil with his binder

[the-skys-a-social-construct]

so obsessed with john saying “catch it!” when edwin throws the grenade at them. arthur can hear; he knows that edwin said “catch”. he can not, however, see where it is or how to catch it. catch it yourself man. most unhelpful partner ever i’m obsessed with him

[dictatorshipper]

At this point I'm not sure if it's Harlan or John who doesn't remember about WHOLE DAMN ARM

[clownfish-casino]

imagine being Parker Yang. You're a detective, but you don't have a partner. You walk into your usual bar, ready to blow off some steam, after a long week, and you see this ratty man at the counter. He looks sad and pathetic and smells like he hasn't showered in two weeks. You buy him a drink, and talk his ear off for the rest of the night. You go out of your way to run into him, whether that be in bars or on the street or i(mostly in bars) because you think he looks like a trainwreck, and you love a fixer-upper. Eventually he starts to lighten up, and starts talking more, and he starts to smile when he hears your voice. You start working on cases together, and he refuses to help on certain cases, but on the ones he helps on, he's fucking brilliant. He moves into your office, and you sleep on the same couch. He chastises you for smoking and gambling, and you jab at his alcoholism, though he's been drinking more water as of late. Life is great; rent is still hard to pay but the world is brighter when you have someone to share it with. And then, one day, there's a package at your office with a book inside. Imagine being Parker Yang

[threemargaysinahat]

I don't think Kayne should move gracefully. He's all over the place, dancing on tables and shuffling back and forth and whatnot. He should always look like he's on the verge of falling on his face, but somehow he never does and it never slows him down

The Manager, on the other hand, would be the epitome of effortless, intentional movement. He's always very controlled. His footsteps make no sound, and he seems more to glide than walk across the floor. His gracefulness is inhuman and gives away some of his arcane nature. As much as he would like to come across as harmless, he never quite gets it 100% right.

[lockaccle]

Wait stop everything

he smokes?

smoking will kill you -K

[sweetmapple]

Threshold 3 Spoilers!

“This is no wraith or spirit or specter. It seems almost… godlike.”

[victorcryptid]

So dawn goes down to day.

[escapismarchive]

[thelosercenter]

arthur honey sweetie babie you have got to stop ragebaiting men who could have you killed with a snap of their fingers

[void-drawz]

[dot-moth]

almost all caught up on drifts vods and im obsessed with what these two have going on 👍 happy pride month guys

[starbeenz]

My take on our new spooky friend! 👻

[awildcardisactive]

Mr Wizard making a "my mother in law" joke reminds me of my headcanon that he has like so many jilted exes. Like he has game but also it ends badly 90% of the time esp bc his reaction to relationship problems is to change his name and move to another realm.

[awildcardisactive]

Also I think Bro has like 2 exes they were like normal relationships that didn't work out, one ended amicably one didn't

Neither Ruby or Max have ever dated, Ruby bc shes been too busy stealing and never knows people for long enough. Max is just a #loser

[onealonee]

I had this stupid fic idea for The Flight smp....

Scott gets sick but it's from Aurora's perspective so she's just running around his room like trying to figure out what's happening. And she'd like evenchally manage to open the door and run over to Pyro's room because he's the closes. Then I get an excuse to write Majorscythe, Scott would be completely out of it so Pyro would be actually nice.

And it's all through the eyes of a baby dragon!

[onealonee]

I finished it hope you all have as much fun reading it as I did writing it!

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[mykelneedssleep]

Parker Yang I fear your ghost is growing on me. His little apology for scaring Arthur. The way he’s clearly excited to be able to talk again and for Arthur to actually want to help him. Him going “ah you’re feedin’ the fuckin’ dog.” I have a bad feeling about his presence but I fear I enjoy having him around for the moment

[whatwillfully]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN