It's Just Kinda Whatever Here..

Welcome to my blog! It is trash and so am I. Feel free to send questions or messages to my shithole blog.

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Cosmo and Wanda not even trying to hide anymore

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May I bother you for a cup of dried corn?

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Sometimes I just want to shave my head off and not give a shit but then I remember my ponytail is like 30% of my personality 

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Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

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100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

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I have epilepsy so making sure the word is out on how to help people who do have seizures means a lot to me.

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I’ve got realtives with Epilepsy and I can promise this is 100% what you are supposed to do. It’s also normal for people to be very tired and confused right after a siezure, so be sure to stay with them until help or someone they know arrives.

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im art blocking so hard

have half a piece of sushi

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hey guys…. it’s me….. goku sushi

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im glad that out of all the art ive been painstakingly cranking out on a daily basis this month, this is what you people decided to reblog

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hooman. giv me the fupcking WINE

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Lap cat.

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I LOVE this fat dude.

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Large and in charge

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I honestly believe the whole “adults require less sleep” thing is honest to good probably a myth created by capitalism

[okayysophia]

Museum date???? Coffee shop date???? Art gallery date???? Walk in the park date???? Late night walk date???? Nap time date???

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Botanical garden date???? Movie marathon date???? Plant shopping date???? Aquarium date???? a date????

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im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

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feed me i’m a baby!

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laser-free diet.

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y'all need to hear about gerb.

gerb was my high school physics teacher. (gerb is short for mr. gerber.) when we were learning about radiation and whatnot, and we touched on radiation poisoning, gerb decided to tell us a story.

when gerb was in high school, he worked in a supermarket. a cashier. there was this one little old lady, mrs. cassopolis, who was a regular. mrs. cassopolis firmly believed that the lasers used to scan her food items would give her radiation poisoning. they tried to explain that’s not a thing. but old cass wouldn’t hear a word of it.

the employees had to punch in every. last. grocery. item. MANUALLY.

and this woman would buy cartfulls of food every week, like any good grandma trying to feed her five children and eighteen grandchildren every time they come for a Sunday visit. so pretty soon, the employees figured out a strategy to get her on her way and get on with their lives.

one or more employees would distract old cass while the cashier would scan all the items he could as fast as humanly possible while she wasn’t paying attention.

now this supermarket had a rewards program for its most efficient workers. the computer would track how quickly the cashiers scanned items, and how many total they scanned in one day, that kind of thing. so one day, gerb’s boss came to him and said “uh,”

“you scanned three hundred items in six minutes last Tuesday during your shift” and gerb says “i recall” “that’s about four times faster than anything i’ve ever seen” and gerb says “yea ok” “jeremy what happened?”

and gerb says

“i had to save a little old woman from placebo radiation”