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"unreliable narrator" to you. i believe them
TIL In 1926 the famous pianist Fats Waller (then 21) was kidnapped by Al Caponeās gang to play piano for his birthday. He basically went missing for 3 days and was returned unharmed but drunk.
via reddit.com
What this headline leaves out is that they kidnapped him by doing the standard mob thing of driving a car up, pointing a gun at him, and saying āget inā. Fats thought he was gonna be killed until Al told him he was a huge fan
One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because Iām a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go āwhat now, genius?ā And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically thatās our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons
What happened afterwards?
My mom showed up
i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like āwinona ryder in the 90ās thošā like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish
reading is like. iāve read 5 books in 3 days. i have not read a single sentence in months
washington zoo has had it's first armadillo (southern three-banded) birth in 116 years and the baby is so so so so so precious i could cry
congratulations to new armadillo parents Vespa and Scooter!!! (x)(x)
They named the baby Segway.
you're an older sibling ?? and what for ??? your younger sibling becoming taller than you ????
I know they're named after him but for reasons I can't fully articulate it's hilarious that the guy who invented zeppelins was named Ferdinand von Zeppelin
Count Ferdinand von Zeppelin literally sounds like the joke name someone would make up if they didn't know the actual answer
oh you KNOW heās got that big bushy mustache
Oh can I now introduce you all to:
Jules LƩotard
Really the main problem is politicians have forgotten they can be killed
Itās like wake up eat breakfast look into your phone to be blasted with non stop terrible news that makes you want to die go to your job eat lunch receive more news that makes you want to die etc.
no such thing as wasting your 20s your 20s are for recovering from whatever the fuck happened to you as a kid so that youre ready to get weird with it in your 30s
the writing style of the hunger games is addictive and thatās a huge part of the appeal of the novels that didnāt get translated to the screen. i always think about the stephanie meyer (lol) quote on the hunger games book where she saysĀ āi couldnāt put this book down i had to take it out to dinner and keep reading itā and i mean, so true bestie stephanie, but hereās why.
itās because every chapter ends in a cliffhanger. and iām not kidding when i say that it is so flawlessly paced that you canāt put it down, but those beats are so crucial to why the book is so amazing to read. think of the end of the literal first chapter of the book:Ā āitās primrose everdeen.ā that is a BOMB that she drops in that first chapter, and after the introduction, you as the reader are as blown away as katniss. so, you canāt help but turn the page and keep reading!! because you HAVE to know what happens next. and how does the second chapter end? like this: āof course, the odds have not been very dependable of late.ā you, the reader, are instantly thinking, oh my god, what is going to happen? are the odds going to be in her favor? is she going to have to kill peeta? you HAVE to know. so you turn the page.
the reason this works so well is because suzanne collins wrote for television and you can tell. it is my personal belief that thg should have been adapted for television and not into films, because missing those beats, even just the white space of the page, i think fundamentally warps the pacing and the structure of the novels. i know i go on and on and on about theĀ ābecause she came here with meā andĀ āif it werenāt for the babyā lines but seriously this is why peeta is a media genius, itās because suzanne COLLINS is a media genius. can you imagine watching that on television and the screen just cuts to black and goes to commercial or the episode ends and you have to wait to see what happens next?? itās GENIUS
furthermore, the hunger games series as a whole is divided into a trilogy, but within that, divided into three sections each. and each section ends with an even bigger cliffhanger than the last. i see these, in the world of television, as mini season breaks within the larger three āseasonsā of the show (that being the whole trilogy). here are the first three endings of all the sections. imagine youāre watching this on television and these lines drop, and then you have to wait several more weeks for the next installment. you would be climbing the walls for it. part 1 (the tributes): āpeeta blushes beet red and stammers out. ābecause. because. she came here with me.ā part 2 (the games):Ā ābefore i can stop myself, i call out peetaās name.ā part 3 (the victor) (the end of the book):Ā āi take his hand, holding on tightly, preparing for the cameras, and dreading the moment when i will finally have to let go.ā those are ALL cliffhangers and make it impossible to stop reading.
(also, we can talk about the fact that all three of those beats are focused on peeta, the one who seems to most intrinsically understand dramatic timing and using his words to create a narrative.)
anyway that is why it is my personal and impassioned belief that the hunger games should have been adapted for television rather than film, because it would have been far more in keeping with the spirit, tone, and pacing of the novels to adapt it into a serialized form rather than a 2 hour film.Ā
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we must imagine sisyphus as a dumb fucking turtle
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