I kiss her baby pink lipstick

27, book lover, F1 fan, and rly gay 🌈🌈 terfs not welcome | they/them please

[weaver-z]

Accidentally bought my cat cantrip instead of catnip and now she’s casting eldritch blast at me from the overlook of her cat tree while demanding wet food only

[autogynephiladelphia]

Duolingo bimboification

[iguanamouth]

oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY

oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout

[daybreakboys-deactivated2024031]

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

[blu3-skyy]

SHES SO PROUD OF HER BBY

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[nessa007]

amy santiago: *breathes*

jake peralta:

[catgifcentral]

Mini me

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

The Silversun Strip

[babyanimalgifs]

Animal snaps

[art-woonz]

[marcomartin-deactivated20210925]

at this point you are just showing off.

[sarcasm-is-my-native-tounge]

How? How is it fucking possible to make stone look sheer?

[simonalkenmayer]

I’ve loved some of these for a very long time. I’m glad someone compiled them.

[yukihira]

Bernini

[theawesomeadventurer]

this is my best tweet

[delawhat-deactivated20180101]

Australian newscasting at its finest.

[fadeintocase]

australian news segments play out like bits from parks and rec or the office.

[snufkunt]

spider noir: i punch nazis for fun

me and every other jew in the theater:

[fyru-hawk]

me, who’s not a jew

[amagicalduck47]

Literally any reasonable person:

[shelbytaylorexists]

“Don’t buy any Girl Scout cookies!!! They support pLANNED PARENTHOOD!!” me: 

[wyldezoo]

[cthuhlusanders]

Fucking superb you funky little death omen

[weenkinks]

I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

[jingles]

x

[re-bee-key]

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

[l333l-deactivated20220805]

bro i’m ready to sleep for two months straight