FUTURE CAT LADY

Rachael, 22, she/her

[cheese24k]

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

[missjonesie99]

I don’t know what’s funnier, how she said physical activities or the snort.

[auncyen]

I love how she gradually loses it. She gives it her best try and then you can just hear where her composure starts breaking down.

[tamhonksss]

i always lose it when her voice trips into the fifth dimension as she says physical activities 

[cutepetclub]

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

[slightly-oblivvyous]

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

[haintxblue]

the caption did not prepare me

[followthebluebell]

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

[strawberrypatty]

The smallest kittehs have the biggest meows, I’ve found.

[secondclassvines]

“Bourgeoisie”

[tomsoyerhd]

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

future spouse: what’s your favorite work of homoerotic literature?

me, thinking about the “living in a log cabin with thor” reddit comment: hmmm….at the risk of limiting the great gatsby to its subtext-

[there-is-still-some-liquor-left]

if you haven’t read- no- experienced this yet

[jennyholzertruisms1977]

[foreskinnty]

I gently sponge Gay Tom Hardy down

[horrorofthebeast]

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[mork-borg]

[tinybed]

thanks. i really needed this

[tinybed]

im gonna cowboy up god willin

[catasters]

[nutsacktorturer]

[tiktokarchive]

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

The server’s face ahdkahdkahd

[frogmp3]

love it when people walk into the bathroom loud as fuck bumping into shit etc making hella noise then bust into the stall next to me and start pissing hard as hell. no time to waste we making this one sloppy

[lucasjagten-deactivated20230401]

lil nas x talks like everyone i know but like 10x funnier and i dont know how to handle it sometimes

[lolfactory]

[ewaneneollav]

[clefsandlasers-deactivated20190]

idk what they were going for but this sounds like a dril-tier shitpost

[dabestmemez]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[wadey-wilson]

I think you’re gonna be a bad teacher.

[wackd-archive]

he could remember that long password but not what any given electronic is called

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Remembering the password is *useful*, rememebring the name of Goobers isn’t inherently so.

[wackd-archive]

fair

[itswalky]

the bit of animation where peter throws the monitor behind them as they run is basically my favorite thing

[zingoogniz]

he got that password by watching a mirrored reflection of her hands, through a grate in the ceiling.

[zingoogniz]

but still has to peck at the letters with single fingers

[theroseandthebeast]

#listen the inherent core of any Spider-Man is a blend of hyper-competence and absolute chaotic disaster energy #this is just the middle-aged disaster version instead of the teenager disaster version (galwednesday)