[delirious--mistakes]

me @ all of my mutuals

[thesailorrvenus-deactivated2019]

merry scorpio season

collide | instagram

[bambi-sass]

[princesscas]

If you told me that in 2019 the government would have been shutdown for over 20 days because of the wall funding AND that Clemson not only won the Championship BUT the President of the United States would serve them McDonalds, Wendys. Burger King and Pizza Hut…I would not have believed you. Its straight up, like an article from theonion

Imagine winning the championship and you’re invited to the white house only to walk into the room to find cold fast food had been served. I mean COME ON 

They’ve got fine china and this poor guy is struggling to pick up a piece of pizza with…tongs. THEY DIDN’T EVEN TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF THE BOX 

At the same time this is sad, disrespectful and trashy but like…I find it hilarious that this even happened. 

EDIT: I CAN’T BREATHE THEY PUT THE PACKETS OF SAUCES IN THESE FANCY DISHES 

[virginiaisforhaters]

his big brag for this one was he “paid for all the food himself” because the white house cooks are furloughed (because of him you know) but are you telling me that this dude who is supposedly a billionaire couldnt afford to pay a few chefs for the night? my dude that is fucked 

[southernbitchface]

Is The Onion still in business because the world is one major shitpost already. What are they gonna do? Write real news?

[100493503004422]

i wish i was a leaf instead of a person

[lovelychloelamb]

[thesailorrvenus-deactivated2019]

merry scorpio season | ig

[elorablue]

[dropovers]

[mia-darlingg]

Let’s shoot a movie tonight Daddy (DM me to purchase my premium Snapchat)

[cherubesque]

she got a ass that’ll swallow up a g-string

my instagram | my porn

[everythingifindsexyaboutwomen]

[sexyhottanlines]

[cherubesque]

baby you’re the bestest

my instagram | my porn

[sexyhottonedbabes]

[sexyhotbutts]

[thecommonchick]

OMG! 😂

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

The plane while I suck his dick in the bathroom:

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

STOP Asgdhdkkskfkff

[spagetthy]

As a pilot I am ashamed, this is disgusting and unethical. I can not BELIEVE that you would do such a sinful thing as to perform oral pleasure on a pilot, during flight, in the bathroom when the cockpit is RIGHT THERE. it’s literally a COCKpit. It’s IN THE NAME