PLEXFLEXICO

Skulls live in your face. It's not controversial, just factual. I was born before Elvis died.

[wifegideonnav]

im sorry but the concept of cum is so deeply unserious to me. you mean your dick got touched and now there’s goo? and this is everyone’s problem?

[plexflexico]

Wear your fucking sunscreen.

SPF everything.

DO IT.

[cellarspirit]

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

"omg baby i'm so wet"

i know

[theehorsepusssy]

[plexflexico]

@samuelroukin

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 4 days 22 hours

[samuelroukin]

kiss like a dog

(8532 words) by simcoehole Chapters: 1/1 Rating: Explicit Relationships: John "Soap" MacTavish/Simon "Ghost" Riley Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Alternate Universe - Tattoo Parlor, Smut, Some Humor, Under-negotiated Kink, Scent Kink, Pain Kink, Light Dom/sub, Tattoos, Piercings, Public Hand Jobs, Pet Names, Mild Consent Issues, POV John "Soap" MacTavish, References to Drugs Summary:

Soap goes for a tattoo by an artist he can't quite get a read on, and ends up with more than he ever hoped to get from it.

[plexflexico]

This is really, really, really fuckin' good and you should go read it and leave a nice comment and kudos and half your estate to Ben in your will.

[waitingforthet]

[optimysticals]

I am laughing so hard I scared the cat.

[mhtyr]

mutuals to sit on the balcony on a summer night with

[plexflexico]

@imalovernotahater @lackofhonor

[mouseshouses]

Mouse frillies

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[museum-of-artifacts]

A Roman marble sculpture of four puppies, all curled up asleep together. Unearthed from the ruins of the House of the Faun in Pompeii, 1st century BCE, now housed at the National Archaeological Museum of Naples, Italy

[1000-life-hacks]

[archeologist-prophet]

Lovely to see we have spaces where you can gain access to so much literature!

[hag-o-hags]

Don't sleep on @queerliblib the Queer Liberation Library for all your queer Libby needs!

[costumeloverz71]

Evening Cloak, 1901. Paris Maison Worth Jean-Philippe.

[calligraphy-creature]

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Poem @chucktaylorupset

[plexflexico]

In my defence I have been completely unsupervised since the age of 12.

[wretched-mog]

one of the fastest double-takes of my life.....