VMR

Suspend your disbelief.

[trashboat]

my fear of abandonment? well that comes from my experience of being abandoned

[worstloki]

[latent-thoughts]

Repeatedly

[sosuperawesome]

Karen Cheok on Instagram

[beadyeyes]

can you draw sonic the hashbrown?

[craftylilcreatures]

Sometimes i remember that i can make whatever i want

[beadyeyes]

no way

[lousysharkbutt]

the theme of this month’s patreon request night was Loki because OF COURSE IT WAS ✨

[kitty]

[enrique262]

[gokuma]

mood

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Whenever I’m looking out the window on a rainy day I think about this video frequently

[tricktster]

boss asked me if i knew what a brony was today but he pronounced it like “brownie” then started explaining, but somehow I’M THE WEIRD ONE FOR INTERRUPTING WITH “Oh, you mean BRONYS, yeah, they do want to fuck horses!”

[tricktster]

boss today asked me if I knew what a bear was and it took the incredible effort of forcing every bone in my body to solidify into one giant Super Bone and in the process fusing my jaw shut for me to stop myself from saying “uh, yeah dude, you but gay.”

[tricktster]

boss texted me today about all the business we’ve been getting and i texted back “haha yup our dance card is getting pretty full!” followed immediately by two minutes of debilitating panic about whether that was an actual saying or just some nonsense I’d made up.

[tricktster]

boss came to my office today strictly to tell me he got hamilton tickets and had the nerve to be insulted when i referred to him as “the biggest copycat there ever was.”

[tricktster]

boss today texted me the most unorthodox elipsis i’ve ever seen

[tricktster]

my boss’s parents and my parents each have vacation homes in the same retirement community, which is widely rumored to be a hotbed of sexual depravity, so sometimes i deliberately antagonize him by implying - very innocently and with plausible deniability - that our parents swing with each other

[tricktster]

boss just came into my office to ask me a question, paused and said “what the FUCK are you listening to?” and when i sheepishly admitted it was a remix of the wii shop channel music, he just left.

[its-spelt-like-k-a-i-t]

op what is your occupation

[tricktster]

Rascal. 

[snhdkdhjwofmwn-deactivated20210]

when manga characters add a ♡ to their speech... i wish i could do that

[ecstasydemon]

duality of man

[lizard-business]

Sokka and Katara are PEAK sibling representation for many reasons, but one of those reasons is the fact that you literally cannot separate them as “the reasonable one” and “the dramatic hot mess”. Like true siblings, they have to take turns with the braincell.

Sokka’s getting whacked out on cactus juice and poor life choices? time for Katara to put on the Mom Friend Hat. Katara is impulsively stealing from pirates or starting another revolution? guess Sokka’s gotta pull out the Dad Voice™. You never know which one of them is gonna do something completely wild next, but you can be sure the other one will be there on the sidelines, armed with exasperation and vicious mockery in spades.

[pattern-recognition]

some girls aren’t made with sugar spice and everything nice they’re made with garlic basil and olive oil

[regicide1997]

girlic bread

[buffskierights]

i made a quiz. it’s a good quiz. i spent 5 hours on this quiz. please take this quiz.

what your taste in men says about you

[vodid]

this quiz broke into my home, ate all my cheese, took the sheets off my mattress and stole my shoes. very good quiz op thank you.

[daddyhiccup]

This was too brilliant to not share with you all.

[dotwav]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[killowave]

[kaedeakamatsu]

[etherealthief]

[lysanderish]

[milf-adjacent]

[bauliya]

i think villains in general provide better, more epic romances because they're allowed to go to extremes. they're allowed to put their love over the greater good. they're allowed to be selfish. the best a hero can offer you is number two, because their duty comes first. villains, though. villains will burn down the world for a last kiss goodbye.

[cake-writes]

[whitepeopletwitter]