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professionalchaoticdumbass

collection of reactions to this abomination

badjokesbyjeff

How can you tell the difference between a nerd and someone with a BDSM fetish?

Ask them what a dungeon master is

cottonpatchwilly

What if they are into both? Asking for a friend.

plsbringthebuns

In my experience, the Venn diagram between the kink community and the TTRPG community is almost a perfect circle.

goodlouse

how to solve a rubik’s cube a gay valentine’s/anniversary comic about trying to impress a boy (my now boyfriend) [rbs&follows>likes]

plsbringthebuns

Wow you got me with this one...

sleepingbeautiiies

me voting in every poll I see:

cripple-punk-dad

Ok so at this point I've had two people roll up to me in manual wheelchairs, well, one of them was somebody pushing somebody who was nonverbal at the time, but it still counts. They asked me why I had zip ties around my tires.

It's winter where I'm living and we have really bad snow. And the snow plow people are really bad at their jobs probably because there aren't snow plow people who clean sidewalks. As a solution I got to thinking about how I could increase the traction on my wheels. And the most redneck thing I could think of was taking a bunch of zip ties and tying them around my wheels. They last surprisingly long, and work surprisingly well. It's basically the same premise as chains for your tires during the winter.

I chose to space them out pretty evenly so there's about one for every spoke. You could probably do more or less depending on how many you want and how much traction you get but I wouldn't go more than three per spoke. I realize that it's a bit later in the winter, and I probably should have made a post about this sooner, but I came up with it about a week ago. So please share this, even if you're not disabled, because there are tons of people I know who are stuck in their houses because they can't get around in the snow. A pack of zip ties costs about $5, which compared to $200 knobby snow tires is a big save, and if you want to invest you could get colored zip ties.

fandomshatefatpeople

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badjokesbyjeff

Mike and his wife Sara went to the state fair every year, and every year Mike would say, “Sara, I’d like to ride in that airplane.”….

Sara always replied, “I know, Mike, but that airplane ride costs fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

One year Mike and Sara went to the fair, and Mike said, “Sara, I’m eighty-five years old. If I don’t ride that airplane, I might never get another chance.”

Sara replied, “Mike, that airplane ride costs fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

The pilot overheard them and said, “Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take you both up for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say one word, I won’t charge you; but if you say one word, it’s fifty dollars.”

Mike and Sara agreed, and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of twists and turns, rolls and dives, but not a word was spoken. He did all his tricks over again but still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Mike and said, “My, my, I did everything I could think of to get you to yell out, but you didn’t.”

Mike replied, “Well, I was gonna say something when Sara fell out, but fifty dollars is fifty dollars.”

plsbringthebuns

Oh damn, that plane ride got really cheap over time thanks to inflation

badjokesbyjeff

my grandmother started to run 5 miles a day at the age of 60

She’s 83 now and we don’t know where the fuck she is

plsbringthebuns

That's 5 miles a day, roughly 365 times that per year, making it 5(365) x 23 for all the years. She's run 41,975 miles, whereas the circumference of the Earth is roughly 24,901 miles. You could easily have seen her coming around several years ago. In a matter of years, assuming she's still going, she'll be back around again.

typhlonectes

plsbringthebuns

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

NOW I have NO idea what the yellow oones in my yard are.....

brb gonna go ask them

#you #or #me #which #will #be #chosen #by #the #bee #poem

lionfloss

by Nohchi Oda

plsbringthebuns

Nature finds a way :) ! In a way this actually looks better and more creative than a normal flower pot. Will attempt to create this in my yard with that broken ATV.

#wish me luck gang #reblog #nature #flowers #cars #abandoned