Super Fun House of Sexual Depravity

Broadcasting live from The Far Realm. NSFW dumb jokes, weird porn, guro, Side Blog Porn Disclaimer: All characters are depicted 18 or over

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Tumblr's gonna ban all adult content by december 17th, what will you do?

http://twitter.com/plus5pencil

I just made a twitter account. Nothing’s up there yet. I’ll look into the other alternatives people are migrating to, like Soup, Pillowfort, and Newgrounds. I’ll link any new accounts as they happen. 

Any safe porn haven suggestions?

[kristanni-20x6]

I don’t highly suggest HentaiFoundry or even Newgrounds because there’s a possibility that it won’t be posted because they’ll think that “the artwork isn’t good enough”. Believe me, that happened before when I uploaded something onto HF.

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Sorry you had that problem, it’s happened to me a few times too. I don’t think Newgrounds blams non-video/flash content, but I’m not positive

I’ll password protect my blogs tomorrow, and hope the angel of ban passes over me

My HF gallery only has my porn stuff

Here’s my under construction NG account

[plus5bloggin]

Tumblr's gonna ban all adult content by december 17th, what will you do?

http://twitter.com/plus5pencil

I just made a twitter account. Nothing’s up there yet. I’ll look into the other alternatives people are migrating to, like Soup, Pillowfort, and Newgrounds. I’ll link any new accounts as they happen. 

Any safe porn haven suggestions?

[plus5pencil]

do you do cosplay

Nope. 

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i don’t always smashpass, but when I do, i use gorebyss 

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please draw more pin bleeper im begging you

I don’t take requests, sorry bro. It does make me super happy to see such an obscure part of my childhood has sprouted a degenerate fandom though 

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I’m really sad the Street Fighter cartoon didn’t have PSAs

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Holy shit anon, this is really flattering. You gave me a warm fuzzy. Unfortunately I won’t be open for commissions for the foreseeable future. Thank you for the kind words, and I wish you the best on your VN. If you do make it, I’d love to check it out.  

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why do u wanna fuck gudetama......

why did sanrio decide to give an unmotivated egg such a juicy ass? 

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i’m not the only one who found Fawkes’ walk animation and midriff-exposing shirt incredibly distracting, r-right? 

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it’s real uncomfortable doing sneaky shit while a paladin looms over your shoulder giving you an “i’m not mad, just disappointed” look

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I’m really glad companion radio mods are a thing. I don’t care how immersion-breaking they are.

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@kavukamari proposed juicero porn. i obliged.

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Do you take request and did you use Ms paint or Photoshop to make art

1) Not at the moment

2) I mostly use Firealpaca because SAI doesn’t work great on a Mac. Sometimes I go to Photoshop for effects or lettering though. 

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In the description of the Cactuar in one of the Final Fantasy games on PlayStation, the Cactuar was going to be described with the sentence "It ejaculates needles!". This was because the game was being translated by a Japanese speaker. His reviser, Alexander O. Smith, managed to change the description before the game's release, as while it is technically accurate, it carries the unfortunate connotation of one particular meaning of the word "ejaculate".

(Alt version)

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cracked:

Obviously, while he’s distracted with his own monologue, you can throw everything you have at him and kill him. But the fastest, most surefire way to do the job is with an item most players ignore: the torch. It’s nothing but a simple torch Snake used earlier to find his way out of a cave, but if you jam it up The Fear’s ass, he goes up like a 1977 Ford Pinto.

Technically, the torch can burn any of Snake’s enemies, but most of them are smart enough to go somewhere else when you start poking them with flaming sticks. The programmers either forgot or didn’t bother to teach this trick to The Fear. He has no idea how to react to a colon-first fireball attack, so he will stand there and let the fire devour him. Because what maniac game developer could have foreseen players doing anything this strange?

Any player who spent an hour pumping bullets into The Fear in a straight gunfight knows he’s absurdly tough, so it takes forever for the fire to finish him off. Luckily, he will never figure out what’s going on, so sit back, relax, and enjoy the smell of roasting butthole.

6 Ways To Beat Game Bosses That The Designers Didn’t Intend

Kojima, Kojima is the maniac gave developer you are thinking of

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“Forget IVs and Hidden Abilities, breeding for designer undies is the latest craze among Machamp fanciers!“

(sfw version)

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“Forget IVs and Hidden Abilities, breeding for designer undies is the latest craze among Machamp fanciers!"

(dongs version)