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Plus5Pencil's sideblug, NSFW Main/Art Blog Jokes, Art, Video Games, Comics, Anime, Pornography, Violence. Metal Gear Solid's grieving widow since 2015

[plus5bloggin]

Tumblr's gonna ban all adult content by december 17th, what will you do?

http://twitter.com/plus5pencil

I just made a twitter account. Nothing’s up there yet. I’ll look into the other alternatives people are migrating to, like Soup, Pillowfort, and Newgrounds. I’ll link any new accounts as they happen. 

Any safe porn haven suggestions?

[kristanni-20x6]

I don’t highly suggest HentaiFoundry or even Newgrounds because there’s a possibility that it won’t be posted because they’ll think that “the artwork isn’t good enough”. Believe me, that happened before when I uploaded something onto HF.

[plus5pencil]

Sorry you had that problem, it’s happened to me a few times too. I don’t think Newgrounds blams non-video/flash content, but I’m not positive

I’ll password protect my blogs tomorrow, and hope the angel of ban passes over me

My HF gallery only has my porn stuff

Here’s my under construction NG account

[plus5bloggin]

Tumblr's gonna ban all adult content by december 17th, what will you do?

http://twitter.com/plus5pencil

I just made a twitter account. Nothing’s up there yet. I’ll look into the other alternatives people are migrating to, like Soup, Pillowfort, and Newgrounds. I’ll link any new accounts as they happen. 

Any safe porn haven suggestions?

[wofmutual-deactivated20181120]

wheel of fortune

puzzle: H E _ _ O

category: greeting

contestant: spins

wheel: $5000

contestant: L!

pat: no L

[missouri-misery]

This is a horror novel

[stuglies-deactivated20180220]

i dont know if this is funnier with or without the context of this being a comment on a gnomeo and juliet vore fic

[ggghoulish]

a fucking what

[symbiote-spideypool]

peter and wade are fighting side by side and when peter runs out of web fluid, he grabs a gun off wade’s belt and wade has this transcendent moment of i’m going to watch spiderman shoot my gun at a real live bad guy

but peter just fucking throws it at a bad guy’s face and knocks him out cold

[sensei-wrong-deactivated2018121]

The impact causes the gun to go off and shoot wade in the dick. Spider man spends the next several minutes frantically apologizing while cable laughs his ass off for the first time in years.

[brendaonao3]

Pretty sure I’ve read this comic

[qualitydoggo]

@wishem please omg just a quick doodle or something even

[wishem]

I am sorry Cable looks like that

[mistermustachio]

Don’t you dare apologize for perfection.

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

so imagine Star Wars comes out now, everybody’s obviously drawing their fanon interpretation of Vader as hot brooding anime men so they can ship him with whomever of luke/leia/han they find personally most attractive. Empire comes around, darth is luke’s ****** (message me for spoilers!), everyone purges their Luke/Vader art and starts drawing him as a hot dad, slicked back salt-n-pepper hair and a chiseled jaw and shit

then Jedi comes out and

[dekoi2501post]

[spectregoesboo]

[gif87a-com]

[colachampagnedad]

[magic-exist]

YOU MONSTER

[arandomthot]

Making conversation can be tougher than it seems

[nessaaageee]

This one time at work, I was training someone and the system froze so I decided to have some small talk and I asked her if she had any kids or anything (she was older) and she started crying. She asked me if it was cool if she went to take a walk to get some air and I told her okay because I mean what was I supposed to say? Anyways, she came back clearly still upset and told me that her husband left her for one of her daughters.

After that, I kept all my conversations strictly work related.

[hameenahatesyou-deactivated2023]

👀

[skinoutqueen]

Bitch whet

[the-howling-storm]

[clockworkmachineking]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[notobadthings]

I knew what would happen and yet

[disgustinganimals]

What *can’t* we learn from looking to the wisdom of nature?

Here’s one

[astalkingirin]

The best part is that the cat’s first box was already too small. “I learned nothing and never will.”

[fbf-art-deactivated20181205]

Cats like small spaces.

[pro-gay]

you, waking up from the chloroform in the corner of an abandoned house: wh-what the fuck… where am i

me, across the room, slav squatting in a fursuit: surprise! happy birthday!

[pro-gay]

[buegoystercult]

Why have they laid down a plastic sheet?

[pro-gay]

that’s the surprise

[catchymemes]

[twilightmademegay]

In the Twilight universe, “vegetarian” vampires have golden eyes from drinking animal blood, a more ethical source than human blood, which would give them red eyes. It has also been established that a diet of human blood makes vampires physically stronger. So, if the Cullens wanted to become stronger without jeopardizing their morals, could they consume mosquitoes instead? How many mosquitoes would they have to eat to survive? Since mosquitoes drink from both humans and animals, what color would their eyes be? Orange? In this essay, I will

[gaydenali]

on average an adult has about 4.5-5.5 liters of blood circulating in their body. a female mosquito, when completely full, can hold up to 0.001-0.01 milliliters of blood in their abdomen depending on the species. if we take the average of both (5 liters & 0.0055 milliliters), it would take around 909,090 mosquitos to equal the amount of blood in a single human. although there isnt an exact number of the entirety of the mosquito population, we can use fermi estimation. there is about 57 million square miles of total land area on earth, while say 50 million square miles are habitable for mosquitos. with a rough of estimate of 1 mosquito per 50 square feet (overestimate due to area and time of year). after multiplying the numbers and fixing the units, there is a rough estimated 70 quadrillion mosquitos. theoretically, if a vampire lived in a mosquito dense area, such as brazil, indonesia, malaysia, thailand, etc, and could sustainably hunt around a million mosquitos to fill themselves every time they needed to feed, there would be enough mosquitos to survive on due to their large population and fast reproduction.

[twilightmademegay]

This is honestly everything I have ever wanted thank you for your contribution to the cause

[forlovefromfear]

Hey guys I think I figured out why vampires can turn into bats

[dannieboop]

bb stands for Big Bass, actually

[plus5bloggin]

i nap for seven hours and wake up in the twilight zone

[lychdraws]

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[plus5bloggin]

>tfw somebody calls your waifu trash

>tfw somebody has the same waifu as you