who are youu

Currently deep throating a chocolate covered biscotti. I post a lot of shit about a lot of shit.

[sailorgl0om]

Gengar Official Sprites 1996 - 2014

[ryebreadgf]

[lavenderlemniscate]

feels like im always recovering. when do i get to live

[lavenderlemniscate]

"it's okay to rest for as long as you need from burnout" how long is it actually going to take though. there's stuff i wanna do.

[maxiemartmanager]

[enki2]

[jerseydebil]

twitter really liked this

[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[blandandtasteless]

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[png-archive-chaos]

I roll up

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[petewentz-]

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

[astraldemise]

[dabblingindissent]

it’s fuckin wiggly wednesday

[dogpuppy]

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[toddycats]

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.

[teaboot]

Holy shit, can you imagine if mediaeval monks had figured out flipbooks?

[teaboot]

Brother Francis, absolutely lost in that sweet sweet grape sauce and making his manuscript go fwpfwpfwpfwpfwp: The Snails With Old Man Faces Must Duel