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!!! WELCOME to the DAME ZONE !!!
greetings and salutations, fine denizens of the inter-net!
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now i'm sure you have questions. that's great! depending on what you consider an answer, we have some for you! take a gander at the handy list we've compiled below and check for yourself!
got the bus back home today and it was my fav bus driver, he let me on for free. went to tap my card but he just said 'beep!' and was like on you go. lol. then he nearly ran a red light and slammed on the breaks, almost sending the gaggle of older ladies at the front careening to the ground. he had to slam on the breaks and jolt the whole bus a second time later in the route because of a rogue lollypop man who'd come out because of roadworks. one of the old ladies said 'am glad ave nae got any eggs! ha ha!' and everyone on the bus laughed jovially. kind of a sitcomesque bus journey
got the bus back home today and it was my fav bus driver, he let me on for free. went to tap my card but he just said 'beep!' and was like on you go. lol. then he nearly ran a red light and slammed on the breaks, almost sending the gaggle of older ladies at the front careening to the ground. he had to slam on the breaks and jolt the whole bus a second time later in the route because of a rogue lollypop man who'd come out because of roadworks. one of the old ladies said 'am glad ave nae got any eggs! ha ha!' and everyone on the bus laughed jovially. kind of a sitcomesque bus journey
!!! DAME ALERT !!! This post contains SEVEN (7) DAMES
No dame, just a question: is that flag a grayscale lesbian pride flag?
in part, yes! we used our special damegorithmic technologies to make the most perfect crest of pride we could! it was an involved process that consisted of:
1. desaturating the lesbian flag
2. giving it a badass knife
No one has ever made money
Break out the popcorn fellas, we got a knight in the maze
They always last wayyy longer than anyone else, super fun to watch. I like to make a day of it, the Guard Who Always Tells the Truth & I take bets on what'll end up doing them in
Damn okay this one knows basic maze strategy, that's better than most of the knights who stumble in here
They're not great at the puzzles (no surprise there) but I gotta hand it to em, they really do keep working at it. Most knights take a different route after a couple minutes of trying and failing to solve one
Fellas is it gay to place bets on what's going to kill a guy
My fuckign minotaur :(((
Mannn they got pretty far but then they stumbled onto one of the other exits :/ killed my minotaur for nothing I guess, don't these guys know how long it takes to resurrect someone
Hold up that fucking knight is back?? And they brought paper, a pen, and a compass??? This is unprecedented
Anyway sorry for the lack of updates I've been losing my mind
She just. Keeps coming back??? Like what the fuck she's found like seven different exits into various different realms and like sometimes she'll leave for a day or two but then the next morning there she fuckin is again with her little fuckin hand-drawn map and a new supply of provisions
She's making Friends with the Monsters like what the Fuck who Does That!!! Even Guard Who Always Tells The Truth has just been telling her which way to go like come On man okay A. What the hell am I paying you for and B. I thought we were friends dawg what the fuck!
Okay I did the whole song and dance of appearing before her after she defeated my three-headed dragon (Not thrilled about that btw :/) and congratulating her condescendingly on her progress, etc etc, you know the drill
Anyway this MOTHERFUCKER had the GALL to be all "'tis an honor to at last meet the mage behind so fiendish a dungeon as this" and "it dishonors me that I am forced to slay a lady such as thee, but alas thy reign must end here"
So needless to say I am sending the tarrasque after her
Getting pretty sick of watching her fuckin heroic escapades and near-death escapes thank gods she's nearing the entrance to my tower. No fuckin way she's getting up all those stairs in that armor
Plus, y'know, the traps. But those stairs though, they're rough
Oh fuck.
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck og fuckf ohfucko hfuck fidnck
She's halfway up the tower
Shit where are my good robes
Augh it's been so long since I've had to do a monologue fuuuck what's the acronym for how to structure them
Gods I should have paid more attention in wizard college
good luck on your date 👍
FIREBALL 🔥 FIREBALL 🔥 FIREBALL 🔥 FIREBALL 🔥
happy pride!!!
!!! LADY GYOKUYOU from THE APOTHECARY DIARIES is a DAME !!!
*finishes reading a full book in 3 hours* who am i
your favourite character from said book now next question
next question: the number of pupils in school A is equal to half the number of pupils in school B. the ratio of the boys in school A and the boys in school B is 1:3 and the ratio of the girls in school A and the girls in school B is 3:5. the number of boys in school B is 200 higher than the number of boys in school A. find the number of boys and girls in each school.
solve it
A: 100 boys, 300 girls
B: 300 boys, 500 girls
next question?
under constant current electrolysis, how many coulombs would be required to reduce 2 mol of Cu to metallic copper?
386,000 coulombs next question?
a farmer plants 54 crops of broccoli and 32 crops of carrot. what is the probablity his neighbor's name is jessica?
the probability is around 818 066/382 200 000 or around 0,2 if he lives in the united states. next question
i'm blocking you
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*finishes reading a full book in 3 hours* who am i
your favourite character from said book now next question
next question: the number of pupils in school A is equal to half the number of pupils in school B. the ratio of the boys in school A and the boys in school B is 1:3 and the ratio of the girls in school A and the girls in school B is 3:5. the number of boys in school B is 200 higher than the number of boys in school A. find the number of boys and girls in each school.
solve it
A: 100 boys, 300 girls
B: 300 boys, 500 girls
next question?
under constant current electrolysis, how many coulombs would be required to reduce 2 mol of Cu to metallic copper?
386,000 coulombs next question?
a farmer plants 54 crops of broccoli and 32 crops of carrot. what is the probablity his neighbor's name is jessica?
the probability is around 818 066/382 200 000 or around 0,2 if he lives in the united states. next question
i'm blocking you
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!!! DAME ALERT !!! This post contains NINE (9) DAMES
i've been having a lot of thoughts that don't advance the plot recently. which i suppose i was always doing, but it's actually happening now. actively. i can't decide how i feel about it.
ah, of course, it's june! that's the gay one, i know about that!
i would gay-ify my blog, do a little homosexual rearranging of the digital furniture, but i worry the upholstery couldn't handle many more gay-rays than its already getting.
still! pride is the sin of the season, yes? how fitting. it happens to be one of my favorites!
You Only Live Once! (Example not applicable)
!!! THE BLOOD from IRON LUNG is a DAME !!!
take my mermaid quiz boy
If you were a mermaid, what animal form would your lower half take? Are you a slithery eel, a powerful shark, or maybe a colorful reef fish?
ha! got my ass! i hope i'm no sourpuss, but homebody is probably fair.
*looks up* I can feel something...a...shift in power... *looks at calendar* *gasps* it's here
The Fog
what is your favorite key-board button? :)
Hmmmmm,,, I think it's a toss up between the ever-faithful "J" OR my beloved ","! I use "J" in many of my key-board smashes, and the trusty "," has lots of use and character to it :)
Honorable mentions go to TAB, left SHIFT, and ESC :D
What about you, Lady of Whispers? : )
i particularly enjoy 🅹, as it is the first letter of june! though 🆉 is a close second (for the same reason.)
lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me
Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.
Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.
There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.
Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.
Has anyone else noticed recently that when you press the 🅐 Button while in the air you can hardly find the strength to do a Double Jump anymore? Go ahead and try if you want, but it won't work.
Nothing's been the same since she... fuck... I'm sorry... since she... since she left this world. If only I'd remembered that holding and releasing the 🅑 Button would've allowed me perform a powerful Spin Attack. If I hadn't forgotten, she might still be here today. Shit... fuck... I can't handle this anymore, I'm sorry.
There's a Save Point over there. They say if you stand on it and press 🅧 you can save your game. But can any of us really be saved? I don't think so. Not after everything we've done.
Press the 🅜 Button to undo the damage from this War. Oh? There's no 🅜 Button on your Controller? Funny that.
!!! DAME ALERT !!! This post contains SEVEN (7) DAMES
“why do you rb and add to your own posts” i’m talking to myself
